Alan B

10 years ago you could replace 'AI' with 'blockchain'. Before that, 'VR'. Before that, '3D printing'.

Is it because people now have no attention spans?

Flipping pancakes today! With bloody sugar and bastard lemon juice.

Try pushing it a bit further with 'Amazing Cornetto'

Just call me Pam Shriver

Has the look alright

Lola by The Kinks was made in 1970 etc

Having grown up in one I always think they're great places to be a small child, and great when you're 50+ but in between a lot of people need a bit more access to razzmatazz.

Stood on the train next to one of these people who would rather sniff every 15 seconds rather than BLOW THEIR FUCKING NOSE and I'm going tho throttle them.

Also having a puppy

Pro tip, if you use a CPAP mask in bed be very careful when cutting a particularly bad fart, as you could end up mainlining it.

Is it Mectasm Funge?

1940 Irish language scif-fi book Manannán by Máiréad Ní Ghráda
It is the first Mecha Robot outside of Japan and mention of a Gravity assist in fiction. It was never republished or translated.

Shouldn't this be on Anon Opin

YouTube video by SPRAY Spray - Anthologised By Cherry Red (official video)

If anyone is in the market for an absolute earworm....

youtu.be/S40WHG9WYzE?...

I did one that made the smoke alarm pip, can any of your readers beat THAT

Alan Partridge lying on a hotel bed spitballing ideas into a tape recorder.

70s themed strip club called Bristol City

That dog has seen things

Greyscale four panel comic titled "Valentine's For Single Women" with ways to celebrate illustrating a woman in a bath with a head from a corpse holding a candle, reading a book called Wreaking Terror For Her, standing naked with a shield, and riding into battle. #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art

Happy Valentine's Day 💘

What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Ball

Mother in law a hard lass, is she?

Alan Cumming at bottom right looks impressed

Latest grift with crowdfunding attached

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

The Krankies, an act featuring Ian Krankie, left and actor John Barrowman, right, with Ian's diminutive wife who pretends to be a schoolboy in the middle. The boys are grasping the top of a ship's wheel in front of her, and it looks like a big cock.

The words pissup and brewery immediately sprang to mind.

Hold on #bbc #grahamnorton 'The Big Bang Theory' is not the longest running sitcom by either episode count or years, 'The Last Of The Summer Wine' beats it on both counts.