Chez Jay

Animal Farm vibes.

"Quiet, piggy!"

No Rapist Left Behind

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

Today I have mostly been announcing some new bollocks to replace the last lot of bollocks that we were forced to admit was total bollocks.

There are more photos of Trump and Epstein together than there are of Melania holding his hand.

Testimony by John Barron: "Sure, Mr. Trump was at Epstein’s parties. But only for the shrimp cocktail. Once he saw Ghislaine bringing out the Polaroid, he was outta there faster than Melania at bedtime."

Exactly this! Trump is the ultimate collection of vile characteristics.

Are you sure?

Very interesting and not surprising. Worried that people misinterpret this though, because this does not reflect total spending. Once over 60, the number of people for each age goes down, so there are relatively not that many over 95's.

Yes, absolutely baffling! Both Tories and Labour are basically saying "Nigel is right, now vote for us" and are now wondering why voters are leaving in droves. The non-racists have moved out to LD and Greens, and the racists have moved out too (to Reform.)

Do the immigrants bring in their cattle has hand luggage or can they go in the hold?

Gosh, why and how could that be? Such an enigma!

Another great one by the master himself:

This is Keir Starmer’s moment to stand up for Britain and call on Trump to drop his ludicrous lawsuit against the BBC.

The Prime Minister has spent months cosying up to Trump. If he can’t stop him from attacking one of our most precious institutions, what was it all for?

Fixed it

Emails sparked the beginning of our national nightmare.

Perhaps emails will end it.

That's a very flattering photo, she's enormous from the waste down. Nice uniform though.

For somebody who is not in the Epstein files and it's a hoax anyway, Trump is putting a lot of effort in these days to block release.

a black and white photo of a little girl laughing with the word lol written on her face . ALT: a black and white photo of a little girl laughing with the word lol written on her face .

Ah yes, the notorious Enterweg to Rectum. There must be a joke in there somewhere.

Hundreds of thousands of Labour voters abandoning Labour and instead voting for the Greens and Lib Dems in local elections next year.

Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.

deja vu

The economy is so hot that people are gifting Trump luxury planes and golden crowns, while pouring billions into his personal coffers.

You should be proud of your president for using the office to more than double his net worth.

Quit your complaining.

Be a patriot.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

Talk TV confirm that they have sacked renowned concrete grower, Mike Graham. Seems unfair to sack him for being a racist dick when that was basically his job description.

Labour has copied everything else the Tories did, so why not disposable PM's?

This is how Russians walk most of the time.

(spoiler: they are drunk most of the time!)

The US is giving up on fighting climate change, not even sending any high level leaders to the COP 30 conference.

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He was charged for brass or bronze, or most likely for both, but the decorations look like paint-sprayed plastic. What a loser! The easiest person to con is a con-man!