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Chief Executive Gardener at maison Red Leaves, UK. Severely underrated gardening at the cutting edge. Half Dutch, half Brit, halfwit.

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17.02.2026 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello #USA
A reminder of what you got yourself into:
#Trump is a moron

17.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine having to sit on a toilet seat where RFK's nose has been!

13.02.2026 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh come on, what's 1.5 million between friends.

13.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine having to sit on a toilet seat where RFK Jr's nose has been! Yuk!

13.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lady Gaga praying for the end of pedophilia in America

Lady Gaga praying for the end of pedophilia in America

Same, Lady Gaga.

Same.

13.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11105    ๐Ÿ” 2403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 338    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

We should not approve violent behaviour but this one is so great that we will allow it. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

12.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never known anyone who was obsessed with immigration who wasn't an out and out loser and an absolute racist bigot.

I'm saying it because it's simply not said enough.

11.02.2026 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1507    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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let me guess, the Fly is on the right.

10.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs more logos, I can still see some papaya orange.

09.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hold on, this Anas Sarwar? Surely not.

09.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 332    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Frankie goto H. - Relax, 2 Tribes, Pleasuredome. can't go wrong with those.

06.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You speak of the Tankie math circle jerk
-Russia is recruiting 30k/month & having almost zero casualties, yet the size of our army in Ukraine always remains the same
-Ukraine hasn't got any men left, is taking catastrophic losses daily yet stops us advancing with soldiers who are now dead.

06.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 330    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A low dose of viagra would have done the job too, swell up but not point upwards. Or is viagra considered a performance enhancing drug in sport?

06.02.2026 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A poster of Donald Trump with a Russian flag flying behind him.

Text reads โ€œDonald Trump named best US President in Russian historyโ€

A poster of Donald Trump with a Russian flag flying behind him. Text reads โ€œDonald Trump named best US President in Russian historyโ€

04.02.2026 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having worked in most European countries west of Hungary, I can confirm this map is accurate although a bit harsh on Spain compared to Italy.

02.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

inappropriate, aka "under age"!

02.02.2026 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any particular Cuban American? I assume they're not talking about cigars. Brown rent boy perhaps?

02.02.2026 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me guess, she leaked Ukraine intelligence data to the Kremlin.
Ukraine already reported that "marked" intelligence data shared with the US security service ended up with the Kremlin within days.

02.02.2026 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Really Don't Care- Do U?

31.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15052    ๐Ÿ” 2732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 700    ๐Ÿ“Œ 87
31.01.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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They are all responsible Miller, Noem, Bovino, Homan...and most of all, Trump

anntelnaes.substack.com/p/they-are-a...

30.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 524    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I had left home when I was 19.

29.01.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reddit heeft weer een mooie meme geproduceerd

28.01.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Is Trump on steroids now? Looking very bloated in the face.

28.01.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We also have an underwater bridge in our forest at the moment, it's in the middle of a new small lake.

28.01.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not tonight Josephine.

28.01.2026 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally agree. Very moody and tense all the way through, just like the book.

27.01.2026 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Butโ€ฆformer Tories should?

26.01.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1200    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

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