Rage Against The Regime

Well, now you’re just being ridiculous.

Not sure what’s funnier—that this isn’t how it happened, or that the Founders would still be more ride-or-die than today’s GOP cowards hiding behind flags they don’t even respect.

Not sure what’s funnier—that this isn’t how it happened, or that the Founders would still be more ride-or-die than today’s GOP cowards hiding behind flags they don’t even respect.

“…that they are endowed with unalienable Rights…”
Life. Liberty. The pursuit of happiness.
Not just for the powerful.
Not conditional.
Not negotiable.
🧵
(3/5)

“We hold these truths to be self-evident…”
That all people are created equal.
Not just the rich.
Not just white or Christian.
And definitely not just those willing to obey.
🧵
(2/5)

Felt like it was time to post a picture of the Gulf of Mexico. No reason.

This is what I say to every MAGA that brings this up. 400k is pocket change compared to the billions he is spending on golf.

Felt like it was time to post a picture of the Gulf of Mexico. No reason.

🤣🤣 Tammy Fae wasn’t much better.

Not a drag queen. But somehow this never triggered a moral panic. It was fine when it was on TBN—just not when it’s in a library.

I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

I’ve never known a more miserable son of a bitch.

Thanks for your vote of confidence…I guess?!

Unlike you, I’d actually be focused on the American people—the issues they’re facing, making sure folks have healthcare, and consulting with Congress before dropping bombs on another country.

Is this a new one or the same one we’ve already seen? I don’t doubt she’s done this more than once.

I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

Same goes for pretending to be an astronaut for five minutes while your warehouse workers piss in bottles and skip doctor visits to keep their jobs.

Damn right!!!

No need for bombs—just hand Trump the presidency of Iran and give it four years. Problem solved.

#iykyk

🔥 New distraction just dropped.
Ignore the riots, budget disaster, and fascism—look over there! IRAN!
(MAGA: “Please clap.”)

True fucking story.

#boycott #amazon #PrimeDays

🔥 New distraction just dropped.
Ignore the riots, budget disaster, and fascism—look over there! IRAN!
(MAGA: “Please clap.”)

You are?

I get called a racist for saying this exact thing to MAGA. 🙄