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Repost cause I forgot tags

I don't paint, but I thought I'd give it a try

UHHHHHHH WTF I KIND OF LIKE IT???
LIKE IM PROUD OF MYSELF???

"Sex scenes are pointless"

look inside

Actually "Sanitized Hollywood sex scenes are too shallow to meaningfully add to the stories they're in, as a direct consequence of American puritan culture underpinning the way they're made"

Anniversary day! It’s been one year since The Advent’s Arrival released!
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Read the full thing on the website for blog updates.

#fantasy #darkfantasy #book #magic #scifi #booktok #TheAdventNovel

The B-52s read your divorce settlement. Kate and Cindy sing "Garnished Wages, Garnished Wages." Fred, armed with a tambourine chimes in "limited visitation on weekends and holidays." The man they're singing this to asks "why did you start doing this?" Kate and Cindy sing back "There's a surprising amount of demand for it."

Pretty much just this.

#TheAdventNovel

I’m at my cabin and I just got onstage to tell jokes in front of about 50 people. Haven’t done something like that in years. People thought I was great and laughed, but I think they were a bit too drunk to get my jokes lmao.

Thank you @edshunka0910.bsky.social for the request!!

#art #artwork #digitalart #artistsonbluesky

A countertop of browned onions, sirloin steaks, cooked regular and sweet potatoes, steamed and slightly charred carrots, broccoli, and asparagus, and a loaf of store-bought garlic bread

A plate of the previous food mentioned. The sirloin steak in on top of a slice of garlic bread and a few rings on the onion are on top.

Just showing off to everyone who can’t cook.

Here is a #Smellon, do not ask #questions

#art #artwork #digitalart #artshare

Reincarnated into a Scholarly Hero: I Wanted to Write an Academic Work About Japanese Light Novels, but Because the Chicago Manual of Style Told Me to Transliterate and Translate All Japanese Titles in My Reference List, I Fear I Won't Reach the Methodology Section Before I Hit the Maximum Word Coun

Figured I should go here for a bigger reach. Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Tyrus Tisdale, an aspiring author. I wrote Dark Fantasy and Sci-fi. I’ve got big ambitions and plans for the future. I hope to inspire and change the world one day soon.

And I hope you consider following me.

oh sure wehn i plagiarize its "a big deal" and "morally reprehensible" btu when a computer does it its "really cool" and "the future"

Don’t tickle FNAF Chica ever,,

A meme of Lisa Gilroy, dressed as the Joker, talking to herself in the mirror and saying "I ate today and left no crumbs. And that's on periodt." Meme text above the image reads: Trying to introduce positive self talk into my psychotic personality

"Transactivists have criticized the paper as 'making unsubstantiated claims' and 'methodologically deficient' and 'literally just a drawing in crayon.' But don't let these elitist smokescreens obscure the facts. Maybe what this process needs is an outsider perspective who doesn't have all the facts"

op: she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she someone: king dedede op: ok wait im obsessed with this actually

We playing some hollow knight over at twitch.tv/t1gertaylor

Being unemployed is better in FNAF universe

Hey. My eyes are down there.

[The skin of my boobs slides back like huge eyelids, revealing two giant eyes]

Im trying but the beans suck i cant make it better :(

A klansman says "OK that concludes official Klan business." He holds ip a ball and broom and says "now on to the Quidditch tournament." Another Klansman says "um Grand wizard? I broke my broom." The Grand Wizard punches his temples and says "I swear to God, Daryl. You are such a Hufflepuff."

@samreich.bsky.social Jacob wysocki should have a travel show on dropout.tv

hey remember when Nintendo righthandwashed Link to accommodate right handed people for motion controls and didn't provide an option for left handed players, at all

that was weird

and then they never went back to left handed link

Hello Blue-Yellow (me irl)

there is no “epidemic,” he is almost certainly going to say it is vaccines and, well, stay safe everyone.

RFK Jr. attending the funeral of a Texas child who died of measles is like Vladimir Putin attending the funeral of a Ukrainian child killed in a Russian missile attack.

YouTube video by Taylor Von Gina Absolutely Chaotic | Repo [1]

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Me and my friends played REPO, and it DID NOT go well

This video features (left to right):
- Flash @iflashboy.bsky.social
- Blue @dnblue.bsky.social
- Zane
- Riley
- Yours Truly
- Creed @creedonline.bsky.social

Let me know what you think!

youtu.be/6taVK99ljbc

graphic of branching lifelines, with the path taken traced through it. past paths no longer in play are greyed out, possible future paths spread out like a network of roots in front

The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.

A man says to Alex "hey, I'm loving the Trans comics, but when are the penis guys coming back?" Alex angrily retorts "I need time to explore my feelings." The man says "Jeez... I'm sorry." Alex then holds up the comic she was working on and says "OK, this comic is a Deadliest Warrior-Style infographic comparing the battle states of AGP vs. HSTS." The man, utterly confused, says "what?"