Missing The Point

Now all those MAGA posts on X that say “All immigrants are terrible, except Nigerians” make sense.

Al image of a bunch of losers eating mcdonald's with elon musk

My friends laughing with me offscreen

It's the same picture dot gif

https://bsky.app/profile/missingthept.bsky.social/post/3m63vtbjc2f2h

https://bsky.app/profile/missingthept.bsky.social/post/3m6cjpsujgj2p

Oh great, I’m now going to put turkey in the gas tank.

I’ll take “Things Mike Johnson Didn’t See” for $500 Alex

I’m going to tell stores that I’ll pay what I feel.

So it’s best to lob the frozen turkey in from a distance?

We don’t need to import MAGA idiots when we have a sufficient domestic supply of them.

WSJ 10 subtle signs that you’re ready to retire

Is having no interest in working one?

Ralph was dreaming. He had fallen asleep after what seemed hours of tossing and turning noisily among the dry leaves. Even the sounds of nightmare from the other shelters no longer reached him, for he was back to where he came from, feeding the ponies with sugar over the garden wall. Then someone was shaking his arm, telling him that it was time for tea. ​"Ralph! Wake up!" ​The leaves were roaring like the sea. ​"Ralph, wake up!" ​"What's the matter?" ​"We saw--" ​"--the beast--" ​"--plain!" ​"Who are you? The twins?" ​"We saw the beast--" ​"Quiet. Piggy!"

Excerpt from the last book that President Trump read, Lord of the Flies, which he was required to read while at boarding school in the 1950s:

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE DEMOCRAT TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS, AS PRESIDENT, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF SERIOUS PROPORTION! 1.16k 1.66k 5.66k

Since they said disobey unlawful orders I guess this is an admission?

https://bsky.app/profile/missingthept.bsky.social/post/3m6cdoz6juk2h

American negotiators admit that the U.S. peace plan was written by Russian ChatGPT.

Breaking: Usha and JD Vance agree to a trial sectional.

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT THE DEMOCRAT TRAITORS THAT TOLD THE MILITARY TO DISOBEY MY ORDERS, AS PRESIDENT, HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME OF SERIOUS PROPORTION! 1.16k 1.66k 5.66k

Since they said disobey unlawful orders I guess this is an admission?

Justice Dept. attacks judge after prosecutors’ stumbles in Comey case The Justice Department is going on the offensive to discredit the federal judge overseeing the case against former FBI director James B. Comey.

Breaking: Muppet objects to judge referring to her as a “puppet.”

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

The reports of disarray that Tulsi Gabbard is giving Putin must be incredible.

Concepts of a Russian plan

Trump dressing like Mamdani

Y'all he's so desperate to be one of the "cool kids".

The CDC quietly changes its website to say that felching prevents autism.

It's highly unusual for a sitting president of the United States to threaten to murder members of Congress.

This is why President Trump was excited when he first heard about the discharge petition.

Oh dude that’s offal.

This X feature lasted as long as Tesla Diner.

There are going to be future historians who specialize in the crimes of Trump 1 and others who focus on the crimes of Trump 2.

Narrator: "It wasn't."

Rep. Al Green, Raising Cane