Missing The Point

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President Trump: “Jeffrey Epstein seemed like a totally normal guy to me.”

Me, entering Jeffrey Epstein’s residence: “What the fuckity fuck.”

President Trump’s approval rating on his handling of the Epstein matter is headed to below 18, just like the ages of the girls that he had sex with.

In lieu of mRNA technology and its wide range of potential applications, HHS Secretary RFK Jr. promotes the health benefits of whale juice.

Top Trump officials will discuss Epstein strategy at Wednesday dinner hosted by Vance | CNN Politics Top Trump administration officials will gather at the vice president’s residence Wednesday evening as they continue to weigh whether to publish an audio recording and transcript of Deputy Attorney Gen...

Breaking: Vice President Vance to host senior administration officials for a child sex ring strategy dinner at Comet Pizza.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Image of a tweet by @TheMichealaT reads: “Pulled up like the avengers @PsychKyng.” Image shows a dockside scene from the August 5, 2023 Montgomery, Alabama brawl. Several shirtless people are running forward as if to join the fight. Two glowing orange magical portals—added to the image—appear behind them, mimicking the style of Doctor Strange’s portals from the Marvel films.

My favourite tweet from Montgomery 8/5/23

Breaking: President Trump and Elon Musk call for Washington DC to be federalized after Big Balls licked in fight.

Can they try the strategy of asking the President to stop raping girls?

Why does Zohran Mamdani keep letting this happen?

Finally, someone standing up for the white blonde blue-eyed.

Trump inexplicably on roof of White House.

Breaking: Area memory care facility resident found on roof, safely escorted back to unit. Facility operators pledge a thorough review of security protocols.

"I can see Epstein's house from here!"

Goof on The Roof

The State Department is proposing requiring applicants for business and tourist visas to send a hostage to El Salvador’s CECOT facility who will be returned so long as they do not overstay their visa.

Mar-a-Lago was the minor league farm team for Epstein’s major league child sex trafficking ring.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

🙏

RELEASE THE POLLS ON THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Jim Acosta to interview AI Jim Acosta to try to understand what the hell he was thinking.

You just made it

Moon, take thy flight

What about significant safety and danger concerns caused by those in the White House?

If Sean Duffy wants explosions on the moon why not let Elon Musk build a SpaceX launch pad there.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — In an effort to provide the Texas House a quorum for a special session to redraw US House maps, Governor Abbott appoints to the legislative body newly-arrived state resident Ghislaine Maxwell.

President Trump muses whether the real problem is with those who haven't been a part of a child sex ring.

The only reason President Trump isn’t pardoning Jeffrey Epstein right now is that he already had him killed.

Huh

Breaking: Bluesky to introduce an age gate to ensure all users are 38.