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Commiserations to all of the patriotic columnists at The Australian who won't be able to write about how Australia lost because of Pat Cummins woke

Powerful lobby group claimed 665 pharmacies would close The Pharmacy Guild claimed 60-day scripts would force pharmacies to shut and cause 20,000 job losses. Here’s what happened.

Who would have guessed the Pharmacy Guild was lying?? You could knock me over with a feather! #auspol #shysters
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I mean, what the hell else would Tom Haberstroh talk about?

Yeah we have their feed on our ESPN based sports streaming service in Australia and hoo boy it was a weird 4 minutes.

A vintage wooden mallet with squared corners rather than circular like the more standard horny head bonkin mallet

Found an old fashioned head bonkin mallet for smashing over your head when you see a sexy dame with a set of smokin hot gams

Beyoncé halftime show vs Stephen A Smith-Kendrick Perkins halftime show

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Oh dear

My reaction whenever someone says to me Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie

how to insert USB: right side up: wrong turned over: wrong right side up again: correct

I've never been so personally attacked by a meme

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

So weird to not have the Sunday Scaries and actually be enthused about Monday, even if Monday means starting the job hunt in earnest

18M + 1.
💙, Mar🐫

“Fight” man I’ve seen pillow fights with better landed hits

*pressure intensifies*

he forgot to luka round

Thinking about AG Matt Gaetz and presidential advisor Elon Musk...your Twitter DMs are some of the least private messages that ever existed. They might as well be billboards.

Hahahahahaha
Ohhhh my god

Hahahahahaha

LMAO

hahahahaha wow

You spelled “fuckwittery” wrong

Stacked street signs, “Adopt a Street” and “Lynch 4th Graders.”

are those my only two choices?

#auspol #bluesky

I was so tempted to go with a new name

Can't stop laughing at the camera cut to Jalen Rose after Spo called a timeout he didn't have

a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI

America this is the average Australian’s opinion:

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Yeah fuck it add my ass. I better start posting then