Eleanor Robertson

new york city baby, the big apple, love da mets

great news, four months later, this finger injury is now approaching what I'd call 80% healed. "don't jar your pinky finger"

cropdusting the bubble planet immersive experience with my beautiful son

yeah this is like the "gay parallax" point where they're so heterosexual and misogynistic that they're like 'it would be better if there were no women'. ok man. you can just be gay if you want, no need to involve me

it's fucked up how heterosexual male culture is both obsessed with women as sex objects and also highly resentful of women due to how much men want them as sex objects. anyone looking into this. ???

send them the wiki page on it en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overlap...

theo has entered his medieval peasant phase (wearing big scratchy wool jumper, eating a crust of bread, catholic but also believes in woodland spirits)

cartoon librarian mouse son

turning right should be illegal. except when I want to turn right, that’s fine

seems like the threat is that you'll get your eyeball punched clean out of your skull if you try

I got a big bag of bread from harris farm for eight bucks off the anti food waste app so now I'm having bread gnocchi, sicilian meatballs with currants, pine nuts and heaps of bread, and toasted breadcrumbs on top :)

baby...

WHAT!!!!! it's a GOVERNMENT WEBSITE PUT THE SITE MAP ON THERE oh my god I am going to stroke out

come to the park if you want an ass kicking or a strawberry

remember being able to scroll to the bottom of websites and click site map and then you could see what was on the website and choose where you wanted to navigate. we didn’t know how good we had it

How Brothy Beans Made Me Conservative

there is something so disrespectful about brothy beans recipes. pesto beans, lemon pepper beans, whatever, you know what I mean, the wet beans recipes that are everywhere. beans are an ancient foodstuff and a solved problem. you will never improve mujadara. you will never improve ribollita. stop

man driving the car rules. I can just go basically anywhere at any time. no wonder people like these things so much

cropdusting memory park playground with my beautiful son

update: the jumper is SO GOOD 10/10, highly recommend this lady for all your knitted whatsit needs

people are really sleeping on the biozet attack laundry powder. best one I've ever used

dude now that I'm thinking about it this is exactly what happened. I had that parainfluenza shit really bad for two full weeks and after I got over it, the insomnia stopped

Phil Gould monologue

Understood in its totality, the spectacle is both the result and the project of the present mode of production. It is not a mere supplement or decoration added to the real world, it is the heart of this real society’s unreality. In all of its particular manifestations—this is State of Origin

I don't even want to say this because I don't want to jinx it but my early-waking insomnia seems to have just... stopped. feel like I tried everything and then it just went away for no reason. sleep is fake

if I’m watching food content on TikTok and someone dices an onion so badly that they have to run their knife through the pile of onion chunks again, I get the ick so badly I block the account

genki forest bamboo and grapefruit flavoured fizzy water absolutely slaps

I'm watching it for the first time too and I love it but literally every episode I get steaming mad that I can't watch it for the first time in 1994. it would've hit like a fucking freight train back then

one thing I’ve learned from watching an insane amount of american tv is that nothing good ever happens in the pine forests of the pacific northwest

was in denial about this for a while but when that sack of 50 bulk pregnancy tests hit the mailbox... can't deny it any longer

going to try and have another baby. wish me luck