Eleanor Robertson

they should make an episode of puffin rock where oona gets addicted to krokodil

theo (on toilet, mid-crap, playing with daddy’s apple watch): hmm mm mm
daddy: theo can you stop playing with my watch please
theo: EXCUSE me. I am trying to relax.

I'm pregnant and niecepilled

I saw a small duck

SHeep family

theo did a bush wee the other day and he was like "that's for the spiders to drink now. that's for the spiders. they will drink it" ok man

just had malatang and now I’m eating a mochi donut and drinking a sugar free strawberry and kiwi slurpee. might be about to get euthanised. stay tuned

Mixed grilled greens with tonnato sauce (tuna mayonnaise) This takes the best bit from the Italian classic – the tuna mayo served on poached veal in vitello tonnato – and adds it to charred greens. It's light, lovely and super quick to make. You could easily...

super easy. I used a can of Sirena chilli tuna which was perfect www.smh.com.au/goodfood/rec...

I made barbecued greens with tonnato and pine nuts. definitely best dish of 2026 so far

“thank you mother for this delicious and nutritionally balanced dinner that surpasses in taste and quality what would’ve been served to royalty for thousands of years. let us enjoy it together as we relax and enjoy each others company” - someone who is not my rat bum son

I love my son all the time except at dinner time

Rupert says I’m a sicko for thinking that a song called Come on Shoes was about a guy cumming on some shoes

thank you 😊

“why aren’t people having more children” BECAUSE IT’S VERY HARD

19 more weeks of feeling like total shite 100% of the time. then I’ll have a newborn and feel like a different type of shite 100% of the time for about 6 more months. then about 6 months after that I’ll start to feel ok again. sometime in 2029 it’ll be over for you hoes

fashun…

had a dream the baby was twin ducklings and I had to try and breastfeed them

surely he was aware that he had a high chance of suffering consequences from this absurd of an overreach over absolutely fucking nothing

so what the fuck is actually wrong with malinauskas. serious answers only

I am furious

current favourite activity, listening to the enormous crocodile on yoto under the desk

Batch roast and re-heat in the microwave

I have insane, vivid pregnancy dreams about waking up to eat my sweet potato covered in cheese sauce. I look forward to it every day

but the form looked shit, like why shove a log of raw cheese into the potato. so I've been experimenting for a couple of weeks and this is the result, my perfect pregnancy breakfast: a roasted sweet potato cut up, topped with pre-made cheese sauce fortified with more cheese and some cholula

last pregnancy I only craved fruit and milk, but this time, I saw this lady on tiktok shoving a log of butterkase into a roasted sweet potato and my eyes opened wide like saucers and I knew I had to have it right now now now now

love inventing new Xmas leftover combinations. cold roast potato with taramasalata. radish and brie. ham, chip and pesto

made the nigella potatoes like I do every year. 10/10

Helen Goh’s pandan and coconut butter cake A slice of this bright green bundt cake is perfect with tea or as a light dessert.

It’s this, it was extremely good. one for the real pandan heads www.smh.com.au/goodfood/rec...

merry Christmas Eve from me, my son and my pandan butter bundt

when are they going to develop some proper fucking vaccines and medicines for viral illnesses. WHEN