krista

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

It would have been less embarrassing if JD had just fucked the couch he was sitting on.

Someone did have a sign that said he cheats at Diablo lol

They should invent mind control but for your own mind

Got signed up & passed it along. Your turn!

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Male Western Bluebird

Western Bluebird sporting his tweed vest 🪶☀️🌵

Hell yea

A male downy woodpecker with his red cap and black and white suit, perched on the side of a spruce tree trunk. The warm sun makes the background branches look orange, but the cold temperature has the downy woodpecker fluffed up like a ball to keep warm.

With the temperature reaching -43c with windchill today, this male Downy Woodpecker engaged borb mode!
#Birds #photography #wildlife 🪶

White background and the copy says, “Next issue: college kids versus Swamp Thing!”

"New Year" is pretty optimistic framing. Should just be called Next Year. Happy next year

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Two very small tan mushrooms grow in the leaves and grass of a forest edge-land. People’s legs can be seen in the background, blue jeans and pink boots All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Put a couple of games in my bio and now my whole feed is about games but not one about the Nancy Drew adventure series from HeR Interactive.

no pressure, but if the internet doesn't get cool again soon i'm going to cry

Space Wars here, too 👵🏻

Space Wars on a Vectrex 🥲

i get it. i played lethal company ONCE and now i can’t stop stealing engines and road signs from local warehouses

"Video games cause violence"

Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad