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whoa dude. hang in there and i hope all is well soon!

one of the weird things about living through this dystopia is that i can't stomach horror movies anymore (previously one of my favorite things).

now i only want to consume content where diverse groups of friends compliment and hug one another set to uplifting music.

idk but i suspect playing with an old candy wrapper i found behind the couch wouldn't be as much fun as my cat makes it look

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

my job's payroll system auto-emailed me

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Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets

I am a big believer in glow in the dark blankets for adults. WE NEED THAT JOY. all my middle aged friends and family got either stars or unicorns from me for Christmas last year, and they were a HIT.

howdy! 🥳

no pressure, but if the internet doesn't get cool again soon i'm going to cry