DJ B-rekt

I don't.

Most of my fanbase is (inexplicably) Chinese, but I only speak English and very very very very very poor French.

Please note: The Spotify preview widget thingy does not show the entire 25 track album.

HELEXOPATH Official Game Soundtrack

HELEXOPATH is now available on Spotify & YouTube (and most other music streaming services soon)

An official soundtrack to a video game that doesn't exist, it's the best way to revisit the greatest moments of the game you never played!

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#music #newmusic #musicsky #album

The PS5 version of Cyberpunk didn't release until 2022.

There's a pretty big difference between "struggling" and "broken and unplayable". The PS5 didn't even exist when C77 was supposed to come out. The PS4 was current gen hardware. The failure was 100% a development issue, they knew what resources they had to work with and failed to do so.

To be fair, Cyberpunk is still the only game I've ever seen where a major console manufacturer (Sony) told its customers not to buy it when it was released. That's a pretty bad launch.

That depends on one thing: do you consider 「Hong Kong 97」 a game?

You shouldn't. But it is.

have fun

an evil blonde witch with a television program proclaims: BY EATING, DEMOCRATS ARE ACTUALLY STARVING

Oh my god this has infinite potential

"The biped hominid prowled upon the erected dias of the colossal expanse, surveying the shadowed interior of the capacious ziggurat, and commited to perorate a disquisition upon the impetuous apperceptions of the denizens which had birthed it's continuance of being."

Look ma I'm a modern journalist

Creating an album preview video where you only hear 4 seconds of each track is a terrible idea.

I thrive on terrible ideas.

Please to enjoy:

I'll be (finally) releasing a new album within the week.

I have a terrible idea for a promotional video that will entice absolutely no one, and I'll be posting it in a day or two. Be sure to check it out! Or don't. I can't tell you what to do. I'm not your real dad.

It's kind of nice hearing that this happens to everybody in every artform.

My first album took 2 months to produce.

My current album is 8 months and counting...

Don't do it

Literally *everyone* who drinks water eventually *dies*

Don't forget a skill tree made almost entirely of incremental 0.5% increases to your statistics.

Those damn zoomers, and their pension plans and their grandchildren!

FoV is WAY too low. I'm sure it's great on PC, but the Dishonored games are really hard to play on console because of the lack of peripheral vision.

"This isn't going away!"

~a comment made in reference to every unsustainable & non-profitable thing ever created by human beings

Ketchup sucks

Congrats to the tech industry, they reinvented an ancient technology known as "the chatroom" and it only cost billions.

Oh I'm sure there are a litany of simple and easy to use methods to do it that actually work.

My mistake was thinking AI could accomplish a basic task.

I asked AI to write me a script to remove the first word from approx 1000 sound files on my PC for easier sorting. Example: "JIMMY PLUCK Guitar (C).wav" would become "PLUCK Guitar (C).wav"

Sounds simple enough.

It removed all the file extensions in the process, so I got 1000 unknown filetypes.

"-Conserving every healing item in my inventory JUST INCASE."

Okay...but you never die, right? So mission accomplished, yeah? Sounds like it's working to me.

"Being healthy & well adjusted is what all those woke lefties are always talking about, that's how I know it's bad"

~Jordy Petey

Nobody has ever legitimately won any of the major prizes in McDonalds Monopoly.

Anybody who claims to have done so is a *liar*.

I will die on this hill.

My wife recently asked AI to count the number of days between two specific dates.

Then she asked it again.

She got two answers.

Does she now ask AI to explain why it is unable to count, or does she pull up a calendar and count the days 1 by 1? Both take the same amount of time.

The last straw of my blind Vagrant Story playthrough was fighting a dragon and only doing 1 damage per hit, but having mastered the timing of the combo system so well that the dragon only got five or six hits in.

I won, but the cost on my sanity was too great. Never went back.

Avengers Infinity War was an unfortunate turning point in the online perception of spoilers. There were uproars when the infamous "Snape ____ Dumbledore" spoiler started.

Then IW came out & Marvel fans decided on everyone's behalf that it was our fault for reading them, not theirs for posting them.

Rockstar games are absolute *nightmares* for this.

I have no idea what those devs have against movement speed control, but you'd think their parents were killed by fast walking or something.

Oh, we suffer, don't you worry about that