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I just learned who this woman is and I would very much like to unlearn immediately please and thankyou

10.02.2026 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish every ICE agent a very happy Fultoned While Still Awake

10.02.2026 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wassamatter? Triggered, Soy Nazi? You gonna call ICE about it? Careful, they'll send you to a concentration camp too, they got quotas to meet donchyaknow?

10.02.2026 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You misspelt "idiot pedophile says random bullshit that will never happen for the 1000th time"

10.02.2026 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This must go hard if you are recovering from a concussion by drinking methanol

10.02.2026 06:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I'm straight, and if makes me hard they are a woman" vibes

10.02.2026 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah he'll (try to) put his secret broodmares and an IVF clinic.

They'll all die of radiation exposure

10.02.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is it, the final form of the Strongly Worded Letter (tm) (c) (r). A fascist militia is continuing to wage an open war on citizens, they are filling death camps, and this incontinent squirt is Schumer's response.

Beyond pathetic. This is collaborationist.

10.02.2026 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's not mad guys she not mad not mad NOT MAD NOT MAD NOTMADNOTMADNOTMAD HATE HATE HATE HATE

10.02.2026 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they don't rule of law is unironically dead. Law enforcement will be two-tiered, one for us plebs and one for those rich enough that consequences simply don't apply.

I mean it already is, but the pretence will be gone.

10.02.2026 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would you waste hate the bri*ish when the French are RIGHT THERE BRO

10.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Penis Music but Hal, The warden and the gaurds dance to the full song
YouTube video by TF2004 Penis Music but Hal, The warden and the gaurds dance to the full song

The one and only correct answer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=226u...

10.02.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dear are we learning the hard way that vaccine-preventible illness are incredibly dangerous and there was a reason the Salk Vaccine for polio was a day of national celebration?

10.02.2026 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POV you just busted a sweet headspin in Edo and Jin is NOT impressed (but he is a little bit impressed actually)

10.02.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You got all the Dominant kibble, while I got all the recessive kibble!!"

10.02.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nuremberg 2. Anything less is fascist collaboration.

10.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey what stage of capitalism is "debt trap children into financial immiseration"?

(Trick question the answer is we need to lock the Epstein Class in concrete boxes for the rest of their natural lives)

10.02.2026 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Each one more powerful than the last in weirdly narratively appropriate scaling, and you must defeat all of them

10.02.2026 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POV: You're in Character Creation and you've set all the sliders to "failson daterapist with a trust account"

10.02.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessssss he's so close to Doing It live on stream DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIT

09.02.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm guessing this is a psy-op designed to make people less angry that the cost of coffee went through the roof due to trump's pointless economic vandalism?

09.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We reached out to Chucky for comment - "Ggggllllhuuuuggghhhh"

09.02.2026 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well technically she shoots it, severely injures but doesn't kill it, then shoots it in the face.

09.02.2026 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'mma giver her full root access :3

09.02.2026 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(After I unload my P90 into my computer after another windows update shoves copilot into everything AGAIN) "STUPID MACHINES!!"

09.02.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He grew a new breathing hole

09.02.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joke's on them, my art is powered by a highly refined fuel mix of spite and contempt

09.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfathomably common AI slopbro F

09.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The W O R M hates fibre

08.02.2026 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And considering how rancid the vibes would have been before he arrived , that is his quite the achievement

08.02.2026 09:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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