MaggiePie

You’ve been working so hard lately. You absolutely deserve a break 💜

(To the tune of “Whip It” - DEVO)

When a Bubsy comes along (you must Doob it)

Before the honey sets too long (you must Doob it)

When the woods are goin wrong (you must Doob it)

Toss in a 6 pack of angry orchard and you’ve got a deal

Let’s make a deal. I’ll give you half of my blood for some ribs and fried cabbage.

Oh boy what did he do this time?

yippee!! yippee!! yippee!! yippee!!

BEARthday

!cock

Are you “they”?

Damn we really got Doobs before GTA 6 smdh

Nothing like the good doctor’s fix-it tincture 🥤

There’s a simple solution here. Make a fresh cup of coffee and then siphon the creamer out of your car and into the cup

Is it because you use gasoline as coffee creamer?

You certainly are a bear who talks a lot 👀

This is the most insane poetry I’ve ever read

*nodding nodding nodding*

Woah woah hang on just a second. Do YOU mean to tell ME that I, too, can have beef jerky to break my fast???

My fuckin p a n c a k e s

🎶Despite all my rage, I am still just a bear in a cage🎵

o7

“Corn is always interesting”

*Bearly* 🐻

u h h h h h h h h h

i forgor 💀

Frrrr my girlfriend and I were talking about it yesterday!!!

I thought my house was shaking more than usual 🤔

AHHH FINE!! DX

I’m not grilling you a cheese!

Make it EVERYONE’S problem!!!!