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@hyperphonic.bsky.social

professional nightmare ♡ she/her

66 Followers  |  36 Following  |  1,001 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023  |  1.6428

Latest posts by hyperphonic.bsky.social on Bluesky

dropping a few eddies and buying urself a 14k gold necklace is IN this libra szn

18.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it was truly only a matter of time

18.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i've been ashnikko pilled i love her

18.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

when it rains it pours hottie 🫡

16.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can u imagine fmab everything is the same EXCEPT ed is a libra i'd throw up

16.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HES AN AQUARIUS !!!!!

16.10.2025 15:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you can tell ed elric is an air sign by the leather pants

16.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

absolutely gorgeous work, omg!!!

15.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wait do u mean very libra time derogatory LMFAOOOO

14.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this bleet is for @hyperphonic.bsky.social bc ive had a very Libra time™

14.10.2025 08:55 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

ugh i'm so obsessed with that i love u!!!!! glad libra szn is flirting with u xoxoxo 🖤

14.10.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ELECTRA HEART FOUND DEAD (i survived my twenties)

13.10.2025 12:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i think we all needed this (but especially the libras). last libra szn did NOT have the sauce.

11.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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thank god this libra szn has got the sauce

11.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(my queen is an aries)

11.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think the sun sign of ur hairstylist is actually really important

11.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

great news everyone, i've experienced an original thought !

11.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we are all kyogre

11.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Someone reaches out to ask why I'm not saying "there's __no evidence__ that circumcision causes autism, wouldn't that be more accurate?"

Bad actors, liars, charlatans, cheats, and fakers have figured out how to exploit the nuanced precision of that kind of science communication on a scale....

10.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 69    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 0

sendin u love babe

08.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly thank u so much, it came to me in a vision as i was .... being misdiagnosed lmfaoooooo

08.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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he came to me in a dream.....

04.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 183    🔁 83    💬 4    📌 0
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it's a vibe tho!

08.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i like to think i do a good job at hiding my dark past but then i apply dry shampoo and realize i do so in a way only someone who competed for miss america in the early 2010's would/could

08.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and i like fully know i'm saying this as a libra whose nighttime routine consists of icing my face in the dark to björk

05.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the thing about libra men is that they're fucking freaks. like every single one of them. i'm so serious right now. they're usually hot but they're always so the way they are that it doesn't matter lmfaooooo

05.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Trickster

04.10.2025 09:35 — 👍 555    🔁 184    💬 4    📌 0

live!!! laugh!!! libra season!!!

04.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh they're literally their own thing? their sister group is PINNIPEDS???? that's cute as fuck i want a skunk even more now

03.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what the fuck are skunks? weasels? i want one i love those little freaks

03.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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