Corey Teblum

Has a restaurant chain ever had a Shakespearean-themed marketing campaign to promote a Pear-flavored Milkshake?
And if not, what the hell is someone waiting for?

14.08.2025 03:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tonight’s Beer League game

07.05.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Distant Thunder checking in again. Go Bolts!

24.03.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t remember the last time I flew and checked my bag. It’s so freeing and easy to navigate the terminal without a bulky carry on.

Let’s hope the bag makes it.

21.02.2025 05:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time to grease the light poles

10.02.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a work from home world with a plethora of virtual meetings, I’m constantly presented with “brt” messages. I don’t know if I will ever not first read those messages as onomatopoeia for a fart.

27.01.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What horrible shit did Saint Ana do to get these winds named after her?

17.01.2025 05:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a bad feeling the Hell arc fans have been waiting on is going to be straight to anime. As a result, we might end up in a Game of Thrones final season scenario.

13.01.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m just now realizing the Sternritters are English letters because 26 letters is double 13 court squads

13.01.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this trend of animes waiting to adapt manga when there’s plenty of content available and not holding to a crazy release schedule forcing poor pacing and strange/disconnected filler.

13.01.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finally started watching Bleach Thousand Year Blood War anime (yes, I read the manga when it came out, but my reading comprehension sucks). Random thoughts so far…

13.01.2025 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Something I don’t think 5 year old me would’ve ever expected me to say, “I really should’ve bought two more cucumbers”

08.01.2025 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a great start, but hoping the game gets better. Go Bolts!

06.01.2025 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m pretty sure I’ve been doing something wrong for a long time.
The Ranch I bring home from the grocery store is never as good as the Ranch at the restaurant.

24.12.2024 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely was worth the cost and the drive. Got the W. Go #Bucs !

16.12.2024 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Bolts⚡️ won last night. Hoping not-my-bolts lose today. Go #Bucs!🏴‍☠️

15.12.2024 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a cheese and a half option.

When I order a pizza with toppings the standard amount of cheese is not enough, but getting extra cheese is too much.
#pizzagoldilocks

29.11.2024 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0