Moon Wraith: Professional Chill Advocate

Eric Adams is the first mayor to be openly haunted

but if I don't get to be at least a little bit dramatic, I'll die

I love cutting amateur short films. everyone thinks they can one-take everything 🙃

gta 6 just got delayed again...

Zohran only won last night and hes already bringing Death Grips back

Jarvis, Activate Freak Mode

If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.

and another thing: im not driving the oj simpson truck. please dont put in the newspaper that im driving the oj simpson truck.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo calls for third election against Mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani

I don't understand why everyone keeps posting that they forgot 9/11. I thought those happened as often as small businesses open, how could you forget something that frequent?

I for one welcome shakira law

Dick Cheney said Zohran will won over my dead body

I've seen enough- Andrew Cuomo is now officially the Mayor of Staten Island

I guess new york wasn't ready for a black and gay mayor 😞

I feel sick to my stomach... I cant believe the sex pest didnt win.... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

yo fuck earth tones, am I right?

youtube.com/shorts/GU4Hw...

Every Time I Read The News I Hear The Free Bird Solo

a person is standing in a corner of a room with holes in the walls . ALT: a person is standing in a corner of a room with holes in the walls .

why are they being so mean to pim???

(oblivious voice) woah, its so cool that az shouted out the darkest day and galar, I just wish they would have hinted at the region for the next legends game tho

joining the war on the white house looking like shit on the side of the white house looking like shit

(free bird solo intensifies)

going to Starbucks and ordering using the name Charlie Kirk so I can get mad that the barista spat in my drink then getting even madder when they dont

Everyone’s soooo mad at Trump for doing a simple remodel of the White House yet no one cared when Bush did the same to the Pentagon and also some skyscrapers smdh

oh no theres been a terrible accident on the iss and the only people who can save us are first responders from a mid-sized American city

It's very telling Centrists can see possibly the biggest-numbers protest in American history happen against the Right and then have their main takeaway be to make up a story about how it owned Leftists.

Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left

them: "do u have any plans for this weekend?"

me: