Learning a new language is probably one of the best things you can do for your brain but trying to practice it in front of locals is, and I mean this genuinely, a humiliation gauntlet

I’m out the country rn and I already miss Waffle House ngl

This was like in Family Guy when Brian got ran over and they replaced him with a weird Italian dog for like 2 or 3 episodes

She let me hit because of my heart of gold

I HATE the gloop!

I know a guy exactly like that. Made everyone in the friend group watch Fight Club because “It’s the best film of all time,” hates foreign films, hates “weird” films (Wes Anderson is his bar for too weird), doesn’t even really like the Tarantinos, Kubricks, and Spielbergs. No curiosity whatsoever.

Y’all ever had that sickness that you thought cowboys died of?

It’s crazy how people who don’t know the first thing about RFK, think he’s just a normal, venerable guy. Like not only are they illiterate casuals, but they are missing out on who quite possibly is the funniest motherfucker in politics this decade. He’s absolutely nuts and has an office now.

Me listening to Death Grips in 8th grade really set me up for some wacky ass shit I’m not gonna lie. I think it changed my brain chemistry

When he was a baby they called him Poo Poo Shiesty

What I appreciate the most about Björk, besides her artistry and ethereal love of everything in the universe, is any given song you decide to listen to there’s always some crazy sound going on, and it is beautiful

Reel moot shit

He looks so happy in this one

Also because I genuinely enjoy both, but that don’t matter in this economy

I’m double majoring in Biology and English so that if the Biology job market is cooked with STEMcels I always have the option of churning out BookTok goonette slop and making 100 bands of people who read porn outside

Howdy, y’all, if y’all are in the following fandoms, hit me up 😊:

-Marijuana
-Percocet
-OxyCotin
-Promethazine
-Xanax
-MDMA
-Touhou
-Benzodiazepine
-Nitrous Oxide
-Amphetamines

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I made this btw. Enjoy.

Holy shit this site has real people

As someone who had a really bad era in high school playing league, Deadlock is like the Zyn to League’s 12 pack

I’m on that good kush and alcohol