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conscious power pop

*does nothing stimulating for an entire year*
man time flies when you're an adult i saw a study on reddit that says it's a biological inevitability
*continues doing nothing stimulating for the next year*

i really like how people talk about the episode where homer gets molested by a panda like it's a snuff film

two men in work shirts are standing next to each other in front of a yellow wall . ALT: two men in work shirts are standing next to each other in front of a yellow wall .

was using google images and took a wrong turn into r/imaginarymaps and r/vexillology

there are gonna be so many "timeline explained" slop videos for superman that could just say "disregard all previous films" but won't lmao

i'm always getting ominous messages in the corner of my screen

i like when the name martha is mentioned in any dc movie because it immediately reminds you that the source material is almost a century old

didn't know they have nafo guys on here

i like when people say an album "clicked" because the idea of someone having to stockholm syndrome themselves into liking ants from up there is so funny

don't look at me like that

👍

i've lived here my entire life but i still feel weird about the sun setting before 4pm for like a month and a half

ah carn't get no sleep

pepe

>she laughs and says "its a good belly sir"
>look inside
>it's of the beast

in an online class right now and a guy in his 30s or 40s wearing pink cat ear headphones just turned his webcam on and ripped his vape

ayo for ai conference: 17 dead, 136 injured

the lego store, legoland, lego universe. i've done it all, and i'm only fucking 12

setting up a smart watch to play the samsung homecoming alarm sound whenever i enter deep sleep

if you don't make braille versions of all your posts you're a xitterchud

why does everyone have an invalid handle

pretty sure it jinxed covid into existence so if it's repeated a nuke will fly in 2028

are people gonna do the 2016-style "worst year ever" thing this year

"object shows" feel like someone tried to make a fake early 2010s internet thing. i've been using youtube pretty actively since the late 2000s and i only heard about these videos from the dumbest teenagers on twitter two years ago

voding for donal trum

clairvoyant

took them two weeks to reject me after the interview