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So, did Batman return the Joker? Did he get store credit or a refund?

are you still with us? how many fingers am I holding up?

I suppose in a meme about showing our age, this is only fair

somewhere between 17 and 20, depending how one defines "using" an AOL address, a postcard, and a waterbed. I have seen and experienced them all, I don't know what counts as "using". Also, "mixed" tape?

waow

and thus concludes this year's unrequested, unnecessary, and mostly unnoticed live-posting of the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME! 😘

I hear Andy Williams, and see a big sled, it must be Santa Claus!
#SantaClaus Woo, fake snow!! Oh, I like the Mrs. Claus! (and that guy has been a great Santa for years)
#HappyThanksgiving?
#MerryChristmas?
#HappyHolidays?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

and now some dancers of nearly identical height shall kick impressively! It's the Rockettes!
(I mean, it is actually impressive though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

I'm sorry, but that felt like lazy, uninspired, country cliche shaped tripe, it doesn't deserve to be treated like it's inspiring art.
(also, I'm not very sorry)
((but I do understand this is nothing more than my opinion))
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

*to (me type good)

and more country. I know lots of people love country in this country...I still don't (and too further enrage country fans, yes, I do like some Johnny Cash)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

big Minnie #Balloon!

(ugh, and cops... somebody call me acab outta here)

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

am confused why one person was just playing a kid putting up lights or something, during that...marching band performance?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Darlene Love still doing things for whatever reason makes me happy.
(those kids look very variously confused, nervous, or lost though)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Pop and Fresh.

#Balloon!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

This marching band is wearing candy cane colors, so that's something?
Wait, there are *three* people I don't recognize and didn't catch the names of on this float? How am I supposed to comment on their clear relevance to the float?! Also, what's the float?!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

That's a lot of sweets. Or would be, if they were real. Anyway, apparently here's these two, and all their clear ties to this candy company.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

oh, right, and another song that sounded like too many other songs, performed by someone or other, on something or other.
(I'm very helpful)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Another large doggo #Balloon!

(...and another banding march)

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

I don't know who this is, but I'm sure they have an extremely obvious and understandable connection to LEGO, and that's why they're on this float.
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

That really really large cheer group is in 90s trapper keeper colors this year
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

oh. what do ya know.. It's actually her.

Who is this tall gothy ghost singing that live action Grinch song?
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

You thought it would Never happen, but it did! Serta Mattresses and Debbie Gibson! FINALLY!!
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

And now a version of I wanna dance with somebody, while professional dancers dance ballet.
I have identified things happening!
Anyway, Bluey #Balloon! (Ballueny?)
#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

#MacysParadeCommercialAside

I wonder if Shaq ever loses track of how many brands he represents in commercials?
Unrelated, that looked like Paul Giamatti and John Waters in that other commercial, but I don't know for sure

#MacysThanksgivingDayParade