emrys and their spider-gwen brainrot

aka I woke up angry at stupid tumblr rp bullshit after not being able to sleep well last night because of it and am now relying entirely on caffeine to keep me awake and civil

i did in fact wake up this morning alive and i am, in fact, going to make it everyone's problem.

my new prized possessions @nebula.tv

once again playing my favorite con game of @ph1lza.com cosplay or bleach cosplay

Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.

The internet

When Jeff Goldblum is in things he should simply be addressed as Jeff Goldblum bc it's more believable that Jeff Goldblum is the Wizard of Oz than Jeff Goldblum is not Jeff Goldbum

preceding post is a warning for after I become King. all your franchises are going away. you get one sequel that's it. then you have to actually come up with a new fuckin idea. no more ten trillionth batman reboot. new ideas or kick rocks

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

adding kevin feige to this list for the continued marvel studios decision to not light anything

i have a very specific type of chronically online trauma where i do in fact frequently think of emailing steven moffat and mark gatiss pipe bombs

Spider Gwen💥‼️ #spiderversse