Sam - maniacalchimera

artwork for emperor’s “in the nightside eclipse,” ‘girls night at my place’

Osprey double-fisting fish: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

Balatro has been shortlisted for Pocket Gamer People’s Choice award in the Mobile Game Awards!

Throw your (hanging chad) vote here:

www.pocketgamer.com/peoples-choi...

two knights kissing but having their helmets on creates a loud "CLANK" sound

knights kissing

Nope! I have no earthly idea what he’s talking about 🌝

Link from Ocarina of Time stares out towards the viewer readying his bow, Phantom Ganon looms behind him jumping out of a painting in the forest temple

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Spends months on end hyping up a forthcoming "Dungeons & Dragons" clone I'm working on which I claim will fix all of the system's problems, then when it comes out the only substantive difference from core-book 5th Edition is that "Prone" and "Supine" are two separate conditions.

Screenshot from Dirge of Cerberus. Cait Sith holds one of the Synaptic Net Dive helmets over his head, about to put it on.

Another screenshot. Cait puts the SND helmet on, and it’s squished his ears down. He looks really cute.

Friends of Jimbo (Balatro) Super Smash Bros

Gaming’s greatest crossover event

A picture of a line of jokers from the game Balatro. From left the right, the jokers are; an eternal Hiker, a Red Card, a Blueprint, an eternal Constellation, and an Astronomer.

I don’t know why people think this game is hard. I mean you just get blueprint and you win, right?

The Pokémon Cafe in Japan will be running a collaboration with Pokémon Café ReMix from tomorrow in Japan! Fans will be able to order a real-life version of the Appletun Apple Jelly Soda that will also be appearing in ReMiX!

A felt ornament of a calico cat lying down with her paws curled. Her eyes are closed and she is embroidered with flowers.

I make felt ornaments for people. I get orders for cats the most but I also make dogs, cows, birds, goats, dragons, etc. And I do custom orders so you can get an ornament that looks like your pet.

Photo of a cute, puffy black sheep in a stall lined with wood shavings.

Photo of a cute, puffy black sheep in a stall lined with wood shavings.

Photo of a cute, puffy black sheep in a halter, standing outside on hard packed snow, next to a person so you can see she’s about thigh high.

We have an adorable new resident and we’re so excited to introduce you to her: meet Priscilla! She’s a tiny lady but so full of love and sass. She’s very affectionate and already settling in well. 1/3

I'm moving!
... Which means my store will be open for about a week or so to help me clear out some space and fund some things we'll need for our new place!

Check out my products here- etsy.com/shop/kaitexel

And here's my Mercari- www.mercari.com/u/kaitexel/?...

bro you can’t be a misogynist to me i’m literally wearing a they/them pin
at least be transphobic instead bro

Ein klassisches Gemälde zeigt drei junge Katzen mit getigertem Fell, die auf einem bestickten, rötlich-braunen Tuch neben einem runden Goldfischglas sitzen. Zwei der Katzen liegen flach auf dem Bauch und schauen konzentriert in das Glas, während die dritte, mit einem rosa Halsband und Schleife geschmückte Katze leicht aufgerichtet hinter ihnen sitzt. Im Glas schwimmen mehrere kleine Fische zwischen grünen Wasserpflanzen. Der Hintergrund ist eine schlichte, warme Wand mit angedeuteten Holzvertäfelungen.

🎨 Horatio Henry Couldery

(1832–1893)

"Cats by a fishbowl"

“what are you, catholic?” yes actually, what you’re describing however is calvinism. again.

I make cat quilts (including some that are quilts made for your cats!). I’m forestfloorquilts.etsy.com ! 🐈🐱🐈‍⬛

accidental gaslighting, also known as “making a mistake”

my stomach: please stop giving us lifesaver gummies, you’ve eaten half the bag today and nothing else, we are literally going to tear apart our lining trying to process this

my head: if there is not a gummy in our mouth at all times today I swear to god I will kill us both

an orange cat is cuddling a fuzzy polka dot blankie but he still looks out of sorts. he has a slightly crusty face and he is also drooling a tiny bit but who can blame him we are all doing our best here in 2025

I’m sorry I have been such a bad influence lately. Cats should not smoke cigarettes, or eat rubber bands, or sneak outside into the courtyard when the janitor is just trying to take out the recycling. I am sorry but I likely will not be able to consistently make better choices

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

#okami🎨

people who regularly have periods are stronger than any us marine

I have a bunch of new lowpoly projects to post. But for now here is an old one! #FFXIV #Viera

“go there”
“in the dark?”
“go in the dark”

Photo of a brown ewe looking sweetly at the camera next to a wall of hay that she was munching on.

Sometimes you can't judge a book by its cover but Milka really is just as sweet as she looks!