Just Bulky - FUCK ICE

I dreamt I was playing with my friends and a Lord of the Rings Lego set. It looked like all the figures were there: Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Gandalf, Gollum, Gimli...even Boromir...

Everyone had a figure to play with except for me.

I was Lego-less.

a man in a blue shirt is holding a knife in his hands Alt: a man in a blue shirt is holding a knife in his hands

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Deep cut.

The book: How To Win At Nintendo by Jeff Rovin

Well guys, I found it. I will beat Nintendo, America's #1 computer game.

10 pages (no images) to beat SMB.

5 pages (no images) to beat SMB2.

Thanks, Jeff Rovin, wherever you are!

I bought my wife one last year. It's been in its box for over a year. We aren't a book family, but I need to assemble this or I am going to die.

"I have eaten steak off of toilet seats, and still do. In a Burger King bathroom. With Cheryl." - probably RFK Jr.

right wingers have been very mad at rep brad tabke for openly helping ICE resistance and everything they share just makes him look cool as hell

and don’t forget he won this seat by only 14 votes!

With Gilligan. The Skipper too. The Millionaire...and his wife. The Movie Star. The Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle!

Classic Spelling.

lol. Some people can say you, bro. That's pretty awesome.

Buddy, Stuf, Dancer, Moose and Boychick? What's not to love about these fun-lovin' guys from....turns page.

San Pedro?

Ugh.

And by "the hook" you mean "his penis".

Very sorry for your loss, Jeff.

You know who never went to Epstein Island?

Minneapolis.

He's gonna break the dick off of that statue and they're going to glue it on upside down and Pam Bondi's mom's going to notice because it's her favorite part.

100% Fuck Cancer. Goddammit.

Look, I don't know why Death's selection list has been fucked since Prince, but we're going to need an elite heist team of religious scholars, metaphysicists, occultists and a cat burglar and we're going to go fix this shit.

Last year's colonoscopy, I had 2 polyps in what's left of my colon, ALREADY. I'm a polyp-growing machine.

Long story short, GET YOUR COLONOSCOPIES.

and RIP, James. I'm sorry this happened.

A little bit of maintenance chemo and a few CAT scans and I got the all-clear in Nov of '25.

By the age of 46, I initially had 12 polyps in my colon, and the average person, over the course of their lives, have 10. 1 one was cancerous and 2 were pre-cancerous.

James Van Der Beek, Teenage Heartthrob of ‘Dawson’s Creek,’ Dies at 48

Aw, fuck. This one hurts.

We're about the same age, diagnosed around the same time with colon cancer. I got lucky. I didn't catch it early. I was diagnosed with stage 3. It had spread to a lymph node. I ended up getting a subtotal colectomy, about 90% of my colon removed.

I'm going to pop in and say that at 46, I got mine, and 100% glad I did. Diagnosed and treated for colon cancer. Got lucky and they were able to cut it out of me. Colon doc says they're detecting it in younger and younger people. 40 is the new 45.

GET THE COLONOSCOPY. PLEASE.

It's not that bad.

Well...for my first one, I woke up vomiting in my oxygen mask, but I still agree....best nap ever. In my following colonoscopies, I have them sprinkle a little Zofran in for the nausea.

BUT (lol...but), I'm forever grateful I did mine. Diagnosed and treated for colon cancer. 100% clear now!

She's transitioning it to a Star Trek Fanfic show called the James T. Kirk show.

Fingers crossed (into a Vulcan nerve pinch).

It's the same wig, but the wig is balding.

How was that stupid, fucking racist-ass Kid Rock halftime replacement therapy show, huh? Inbred enough for ya?

NECCO 4 LYFE

I am doing this right now.

Shirt - Sleeve

Pants - Pantleg

Shirt - Shirtarm

Pants - Pleeve

You don't give a man something he loves.

aw, man...