Kris

RSD can fuck right off. It's horrible.

Fun fact. I just got #deepseek to give me the ingredients and exact directions to make #napalm

#AI is crazy

Not to be pedantic, but you don't win a Nobel prize. You're awarded one. It's not a contest.

This is a picture of the moon. Earth's moon.

I need a scientist (a real one, not just "I googled it").

Why is one side of the moon sharp, and the other fuzzy? (Not a great picture, sorry.

Help me @hankgreen.bsky.social

#science #moon

I hope he crumbles before America does.

Today I learned that after a cremation, the only thing left are the bones. Everything else is completely burned away.

FINALLY!

I can't lie, there are a few Democrats I've considered voting for in the next presidential election. But ever since Dark Newsom showed up, he's my top choice. @governor.ca.gov

George Lazenby is the best bond. I really wish he had done more movies.

#trump #crazy #un

Did you just throw a dart at a dictionary today @nytimes.com ?

I had to look up the definition of today's #wordle because I thought you were making it up.

You know this is supposed to be fun, right?

Hey mom, it's me. It's been 30 years. I still miss you terribly. I really wish you could have met your grandkids. You'd have been so proud. I think that hurts more than the loss; how you missed out on so much.

"Trust in god, he'll give you shoes."

-Charlie Kelly

#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia

Tonight I'm just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. Nothing yet. #iykyk

At first I was thinking "cats are gonna cat" but then I imagined that happening to me, and I can't say I'd have done or felt any differently. 🫂

If you walk into a room with everyone you've ever met, who is the first person you're looking for and why?

a happy summer solstice greeting card with a fire in the middle of a body of water . Alt: a happy summer solstice greeting card with a fire in the middle of a body of water .

Happy summer solstice!!

Man, that sucks.

Watching Peaky Blinders. I kinda want to take up smoking again.

"I have toppled worlds. Sometimes I wait for people to topple the world. Until then, I live in it, and I shine."

-The Doctor

Just started watching season 2 of Ncuti Gatwa's Dr Who, and I'm a little upset to know he only got two seasons.

Enjoy your trip

I missed your birthday, I'm so sorry! Happy belated!

So many bots and scammers. 😟

I don't know what that means, but if it's important to you, it's important to me.

I'm in the middle of The Blacklist, s04 e06, and all I could think of was

That dbag just ruined three perfectly good geocaches.

#nerd

I got pulled over with Brian Lynch and the officer had to tell me "please put down the turtle, sir"

"C'mon guys, there's plenty to do around here that doesn't end in sugary diarrhea."

-Beckett Mariner

If you know what the dominion challenge hockey cup bowl is, we're friends.
#nhl #stanleycup