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And where he puts the handle of the bloody scapel in his mouth while he does it!

'Who could have anticipated this would happen?'
Um, anyone who was even remotely paying attention.

Little Lord Poopypants

He's so far in the lead from the 2nd most. He's the Secretariat of corruption.

This is neandethal dumb even by trump standards. Insurance companies bad. Suck money. Give money to people. People buy insurance.

Paraphrasing Lincoln, find out what's Hegseth's brand and sell a case to all my generals.

Really! What the hell has MIA Melania done this year? She wasn't even around when hubby tore down her office.

I believe its Herbert Hoover. Grant & Hayes are on the right.
What's odd is they are in reverse order. But I suppose its intentional that King Narcissus sees his own photo before entering the Oval. And the portrait of the Biden autopen

Instead of tsk-tsking about socialism, every Dem in the country should be studying his campaign.

Bravo! 👏

you love to see it

You're probably right. He's going 'FFS! Who is this asshole to ruin MY moment!'

I'm more astonished that Trump - possibly for the 1st time ever! - spent 2 seconds of his time expressing concern for another human being

Tomorrow someone is going to ask Johnson about MTG's appearance on The View and he's going to say he did not see them and cant respond. I'm psychic, you see.

In retrospect? The current guy was elected after he staged a violent attempted coup after losing the previous election.

#kavanaughstop

Thank god for that protective vest. Was it a ballistic vest or balsamic?

🇨🇦 Svengali Slayer 🇨🇦: #f'djt #artofthesteal #China #grifter

Pre-twitter, I first learned of it from DailyKos. The headline was 'Dick Cheney just shot a guy. Seriously.'

The Mount Rushmore of loathsome old white men

It might be good to avoid mainstream media for the next few days if glowing Dick Cheney tributes are not your thing.

I think Abbott is making joke, possibly for the first time in his life
I suggest you roll with it.

‐- And of course we would be able to charge people for sunshine?
-- Of course.
-- Brilliant!

I read this some time ago, but cant remember who wrote it. There are no small markets in major league baseball, just small owners

Looks like a cyber-hearse, which would almost be poetic

When the 1st edition came out, this guy would want to know if the red sox score was listed anywhere on page 1 before he looked at it. He asked a reporter 1 night if it said the score. She replied "'Clemens throws 1 hitter.' Nope, it doesn't say the score." So to answer your original question, yes.

I worked years ago at a newspaper. The 1st edition would be off the press at like 11:30 each night. The city editor used to record the Red Sox games and watch them when he got home at 1 am. You weren't allowed to discuss the Red Sox inches presence. That was the rule. 1/2

Mookie Betts donated his glove to the Hall of Fame for its World Series exhibit.

The double play he turned was the first to end a World Series since 1947 when Phil Rizzuto started a 6-4-3 to beat the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Holy cow.

Fuck. I'm drained. Sorry, Canada. I was really pulling for you. #worldseries

FUCK WHY DID YOU GUYS LET ME TRY THIS IVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IN MY FUCKING LIFE