Brian Beagle

Glad Tirso cleared waivers, I hope he gets a real chance someday

Would really help with our budget shortfall caused by propping up the rest of the country

That's a delulu take, I mean I hope we somehow get past them in the playoffs again but to expect it?

Don't get it wrong, I'm super sarcastic about my Padres but I'm 100% faithful - you will not find out I'm a traitor in the final episode.

Freal

Returning from a value/development crushing back injury? Cool, gymnastics in full gear it is.

5 - I offer you a whole rotation for one good rotation piece

They'd almost have to take it

Reminder, when you're sick, if you fart around, you might find out.

These guys are taking good care of us

Fits your Posey theory

If steroid users are banned from the MLB Hall of Fame, will us Ozempic users be banned from the human hall of fame?

Clearly does not apply to people that used it for is intended, diabetic purpose.

Definitely relegated to Eras Committees at minimum.

One positive from 3 days of flu, a new low weight, woo?

Sign all these 4A players and raise our farm rating rank back into the 20s, master mind shit

Yea, and a much better platoon at first with Sheets than Casty

I'm way more excited about a minor league deal with France

Ty France!

How long has it been since we had an actual first baseman that can scoop?

That's all that really matters

Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds ahead of the leader: "Incredible. We have never seen anything remotely like what she is doing right now."

Announcers when the skier is .1 seconds behind the leader: "Humiliating. Her family is going into hiding to avoid any connection to this debacle."

.250 hitter doesn't accept mediocrity?

We can dream

At least it's not Covid - waiting for a Dr.

Stuck behind an accident, look over, and this awesomeness is happening

YouTube video by Heroes Del Silencio Catálogo Héroes Del Silencio - Avalancha (Live Tour 2007)

youtu.be/7kuNNp6X-5s?...

Their games are fun - Go Mojo!

I'm sitting at the bar at Regent's Pizza and a new bartender came on shift, made 2 Liquid IVs, and jumped right into taking orders like a champ.

I completely recognize and respect the champion level effort they're exerting.

Minor rounding error of the transaction

Check out this totally new 4 inch y for sale at Home Depot

The largest ROI on anything in my life is definitely the $50 copay on a vasectomy, that said, this $2 back scratcher I've had for 20+ years is catching up.

Classic collapse at the end of the first half - find 2nd gear guys

Do you ever drink infitea? That's where you never take your tea bag out of your mug and you just keep refilling every time you're half way through a cup and there's no telling how much you drank in the end? Just me?