Andrew Heaton

Look, he just hates Hillary cause she took his Bubba from him, obvs.

You'd think if somebody spent 20 years disappointing you in the same way, it'd stop getting to you eventually, right?

Remember Torchlight? Good stuff.

Waffle House don't carry Worcestershire sauce no more? The new year already sucks.

I think....I just boned the incarnation of doom in the space between life and death by stretching a single moment out into infinity? That's hot. #Hades2

Oooooh, DORA! Duh, of course.

Alright, I hit the main credits in Hades 2. Awesome game.

Fucking car died sitting at a red light. Yeehaw.

The last 48 hours have shown why people have stopped relying on legacy journalism and have migrated to independent journalists in droves.

The benefit of legacy journalism is supposed to be “editors” and “factchecking” and they can’t even get that right in a rush to blame trans people.

Did this dumb cocksucker actually rename the department of defense to the department of war? Is this a thing? Did AI make this up?

My Dress-Up Darling is the most adorable show in the world and I kinda love it.

Getting on the road to head to Vegas.

Damn, Tom Lehrer died? That sucks.

Well......good.

What's the Rhythm Heaven team up to?

Got that stank on it?

A lot of signs the overt racists haven’t been catching enough ass whoopings.

You know what? My list is insane, and I don't care. I had to listen to my heart.

Dammit, can't it just be 10 games in no order? This is too hard!

Yo, how the fuck is the BASE LAUNCHER for Call of Duty 30 gigs? That's with no games installed at all! Also, it tried to install all the available games when I restarted my computer today. Go to hell, I don't want all that.

Just saw an article, posted today, confirming that Solo Leveling Season 2 is coming. In Q4 2024. Which, it DID come out, so, you know, factual, I guess? That's what happens when you rely on AI to write your articles, kids, you rewrite stories a year after they mattered.

AEW is great wrestling, but they gotta trim these shows down. It's 11:30, and the NEXT TO LAST match is just starting? I'm old! I gotta sleep!

This Entire Anarchy in the Arena match is a ridiculous shit show, but it's pretty fun.

Well ain't this some grade A bullshit.

Look, if your only criteria for something being good and right is that it would be worse elsewhere, then you're just an idiot and really need to work on your critical thinking skills.

He's right.

Ever eat 2 Mexican meals in a row and they do a wombo combo on your asshole?

Done