shan 🙂

the tsa worker at the copenhagen airport said, “thank you so much,” after searching my backpack. can’t say that has ever happened to me in america (or any other country tbh?) scandinavians man

i haaaaate an Arctic Blast

sunday in 28 min 🤧🤧🤧

thinking about an alternate universe where people look forward to and get excited about january

wired headphones are chic sorry i don’t make the rules

almost the 31st and i haven’t listened to the monster mash once 🤧

won’t be buying a new iphone until they come out with another mini 🤡

and when the world needed her most PHOEBE BRIDGERS VANISHED

WHERE IS PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!!!!!

sorry websites, but in what scenario would I want you to have more of my cookies than required???

i wanna count my chickens (not yet hatched) sooo badddd rahhhh

hot mulligan songs all sound the same and i love the way that they sound so…..works for me

The Pulaski Skyway Is Ruining My Life

scrolled this whole thread looking for this one, i think of it often 🍄

it would be so entertaining

guy was talking like he was running the house this week, keanu and kelley are totally clueless

#bb27 do we have a conspiracy on our hands??? idrc either way thank god he’s gone lmao….wall time!

all the hype around AI is like: why participate in life when poorly made robot can do it for you? and kill the earth while we’re at it 🤪

the way i have Ripped Pants (song) stuck in my head a lot of the time recently

i just looooveeee lying down to go to bed. what a treat.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY miss the internet from 2010-2013, just a way more pleasant place to be. you could literally browse the web and be fully entertained without any type of doom scrolling involved……oh how i yearn

💖 b&w short, alt kings doing squat-like poses 💖

nyc: august is really pulling through for us weather-wise!!!

instagram is so insufferable now like we get it you got married, had a baby, etc. can we keep that content on facebook

not to be dramatic but the 30 minutes you get from a happy hour ending at 6:30 (instead of 6) is actually monumental

sooooo melancholic today. overall feeling pretty bummed out. outlook is grim.

the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it

i like bluesky but not everything has to be politic sometimes thing can be joke

i genuinely miss it so much but i could never go back 🥲

cool how the Nobody Wants To Work Anymore guys are also the We Don't Want Human Employees Anymore guys. we're working as hard as we can to replace you with an iPad but until then let's see some hustle out there