Itzu the Tak

I'M REALLY BAD WITH AN AXE

killed the fuck out of a tiny tree though. took like 20 tries but I got it done.

damn I think wplace is down. I was having fun laying down pixels a bit at a time

C L I P P E R .

ITZU, NO

ITZU, YES

perks of home ownership! we need it to kill some overgrowth in the back

I HAVE AN AXE. DOUBLE HEADED, LIKE FOUR-ISH FEET LONG. WHAT WAS MY HUSBAND THINKING BUYING ME THIS

I GOT AN AXE

Hisses

the humble hotdog evolved from the hotwolf, a culinary artifact we no longer dare confront

boss repellent convo
#gnarstyFDmodern

"the horrors persist and so do i" 🚫

"beasts all over the shop... you'll be one of them... sooner or later..." ✅

Here’s everyone else

Happy Knights Kingdom Day

#bionicle #810NICLEDay

happy Binkle day!

it's 8/10,
that's binkle day.

A green sign with white text at an exhibit at the National Train Museum in York that reads "... vast steel circumferences..."

A second sign that reads "...straining, hissing..."

a third sign reading "...rippling bodywork..."

horny at the train museum? it's more likely than you think

god damn that's hilarious. rip to your friend

i love how much microsoft fucking hates the personal computer and everything it stands for

Dial-up Internet to be discontinued Learn about why dial up internet has been discontinued.

Breaking news! AOL dial-up to be discontinued! *Checks date*... Yes really! It was still around!
help.aol.com/articles/dia...

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"

probably! but that's true of most of what I do

for reasons inexplicable I've been collecting toilet paper tubes

It's been long-standing personal canon that the metal head you see of itzu? that's a crest. Technically removable. sometimes Tak take them as trophies from other Tak they kill

i get violent hiccups a lot and i found a spoonful of peanut butter works great for fixing that

hey how're you against EMPs anyway

terrifying

I think itzu'd look like this

what does a plucked (de-scaled) itzu look like I wonder

probably pretty bad