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Paul Brereton

BREAKING
Anthony Albanese approves 50 million dollar funding for new wing of the Australian War Memorial to honour those who served in the Conflicts of Interest.
The collection is expected to include a display of at least 16 of Paul Brereton’s hats
#auspol

11.10.2025 23:54 — 👍 222 🔁 60 💬 16 📌 5

Henny from Iceland explains why Charlie Kirk won't be going to Valhalla as FBI Director Kash Patel inferred. Christianity almost erased Norse mythology and paganism.

05.10.2025 10:02 — 👍 24 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

Great choice 👌

01.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Frank Zappa died in 1993...

01.08.2025 10:10 — 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

All it needs is Spike Milligan to run out there with an oil can

16.06.2025 10:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know at some point you’d think Linda Reynolds would finally sit down and shut the fuck up.

12.06.2025 06:37 — 👍 213 🔁 22 💬 13 📌 2

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola speaks about ongoing genocide at University speech

10.06.2025 11:14 — 👍 71 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 9

Picture of Margaret Thatcher with Donald Trump’s superimposed

Donald Thatcher

09.06.2025 08:26 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Bangers and mash

07.06.2025 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If one is censured by a nation's Parliament for behaviour officially found to be "corrosive of trust in government", and is referred to an anti-corruption commission for misleading its Cabinet about the "crude and cruel" Robodebt scheme, how is one then eligible for said country's highest honour?

07.06.2025 05:56 — 👍 1006 🔁 360 💬 77 📌 22

Fkn disgusting, I hope you feel big, tough and brave officer

07.06.2025 09:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rarely has there existed a more sanctimonious twat than Eddie McGuire.

04.06.2025 06:18 — 👍 264 🔁 15 💬 24 📌 3

A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

30.05.2025 12:30 — 👍 19924 🔁 2190 💬 482 📌 163

Scene from the movie The Castle

“Dad, someone on Trading Post is selling 500 slightly used Amelia Hamer election signs”
“How much do they want?”
“Fifteen bucks. But you have to collect them from a Jane Hume”
“Tell em they’re dreamin”
#AusVotes

03.05.2025 08:24 — 👍 90 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

Peter Broelman that's gold

01.05.2025 09:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#TemuTrump #auspol

01.05.2025 08:41 — 👍 102 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 1

A xylophone of xenophbes

28.04.2025 09:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A Flugelhorn of farts

26.04.2025 09:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We commemorated a war today fought for freedom, while silently watching another people be erased in real time. It’s hard to find meaning in remembrance when justice is so selective

Lest we forget…unless it’s Palestine 🇵🇸

25.04.2025 09:58 — 👍 8 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Dutton sons would no doubt have bone spurs

23.04.2025 06:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta feel a bit sorry for the Pope. Imagine if one of the last things you ever saw was JD Vance

21.04.2025 09:04 — 👍 181 🔁 20 💬 16 📌 0

I hope the tick is alright

20.04.2025 21:57 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Good call, fully agree

18.04.2025 09:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me personally would have to place it 2nd after God save the Queen by the Sex Pistols.

14.04.2025 10:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you don't know vote Albo