oyster / b

tbh i knew things weren't going great between me and them but this was kind of unexpected. all things considered i feel oddly chill about it, in a way feels like closure after almost three decades of turbulence.

so.. wasn't on my 2026 bingo card that i'd lose both my parents before we're two full weeks into the year. individually, mind you, since they're not in contact with each other. they're both alive tho so idk, just disowned me and told me to get fucked and they don’t want to hear from me ever again.

one third deep into the manual, idk might fuck around and try picking out a card tomorrow morning. i mean, at this point i don't have much to lose anyway so 🤷‍♀️ might as well give it a try, not like some self-reflecting exercise could hurt right

it's insane. and also statistically mares get treated for health issues less than geldings and stallions bc the horse world is convinced that mares are just difficult by nature bc of course women would be just dramatic and bitchy for no reason.

this is the third time that i get gifted a tarot deck without ever asking for one

do you think the universe is trying to tell me that i should get into tarot atp

in other news, no idea what's in the air but i've been told three times in the last 24 hours that my voice sounded pleasant

gotta be be one of my new fave compliments though, right along with smelling nice

sorry i've been mia chat, my clown of a mother literally went missing and i had to orchestrate this whole ass missing person case shit. also broke my year and a half long sober streak.

it's been a long month okay

me being the default car guy™ of my extended circle, with no credentials except the "don't need anyone else i'll do it myself" oldest daughter syndrome & being gay, is too funny sometimes

tho tbh so far i'm having like 7/10 accuracy troubleshooting and/or coming up with solutions even remotely lol

you know what's funny about having pretty much true grey eyes? people never believe you. they will die on the hill that they're blue. every time.

mine have randomly disappeared too and i cannot find themmm 😭

no fr i love her for what she's been doing for women's bodies, knowing how much of a target she's also made of herself

The image shows Elgar'nan from Dragon Age the Veilguard grabbing Seilla's face, an original elf character from the same series created by the user through-the-eluvian on tumblr. He's playing with her hair while she's clearly annoyed.

You thought I wasn't going to post Elgar'nan art anymore?
WRONG!

Get this lovely commission for through-the-eluvian on tumblr ✨

( #dragonage #elgarnan #dragonagetheveilguard #elgarook #art #commission)

damn they should compensate you for that fr 😭

longing

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📖👓 Milo & Kida 💎🌊

I'm still rocked to this day by how many cool female characters were in Atlantis.
I wanted to be them so bad 😣

Gale in a kilt? Gale in a kilt

(A request from TikTok, Gale x Outlander crossover)

#galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep #bg3 #myart

Manfred saying 6-7!! and doing the hand motions Emmrich's face is tired also this is all Manfred says now, so

Manfred can talk now but at what cost

also who taught him this

#dragonage #datv #emmrichvolkarin

A combination of my doodles and WIPs related to Dragon Age, with Happy Dragon Age Day 2025 in the center.

I am a smidge late, but Happy Dragon Age Day!

I have nothing finished to share (art block still got me), so I threw together a compilation of doodles and WIPs in its place. 🥲

#dragonage #DragonAgeDay

Taash bending riven over to kiss their neck

Repost bc I forgot Taash’s hair ring!!

🐍🐉

#taash #dragonage

stubborn & trouble

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idk if this happens to other ppl but every time i have my period my sleep schedule flips upside down and it's highkey so fucking annoying? then it takes like a week for it to go back to how it was

that's so nasty. but indeed, wonder why productivity and employer loyalty and happiness are down when they're giving us scraps 💀

"i miss the god complex english class gave me"

no but this bc i was always given praise and then i went to study linguistics in uni and guess what. everyone there's insanely talented (who would've thought, i know) and suddenly i'm not even average, i'm below average. still haven't picked up the pieces of my confidence & ego & it's been years 😭

yeah, our league is not about your fave winning as much as it's about your least fave losing, and imo idk what's the point of even following the game at that point if you're just hoping for one team to fail for no reason 😅 and the reasons are always like "i wish they lose bc they smell like poop"

claude & silvan would both be terrible at it, neither would get the point at all and just lose their temper

arek & lyra would *hate* the game, but they'd do just fine. especially arek would probably even be good at it, since he's great at compartmentalization and strategization.

#oysterspearls

artemisia & revas were born & raised to play games like that 🤭 might not enjoy it but they're scary good at it. might be that artemisia was literally born into a noble antivan family & revas was brought up by a talon.

also one thing why i kinda don't like watching the local national league over here, a lot of it is just stupid fucking rivalry and hating on others based on nothing else but the city, so much so that it's taking a lot of the attention away from the actual sport 🤷‍♀️

it's pretty funny admittedly just observing from the outside bc i'm so indifferent and don't care about one state or city more than any other so it's just pure vibes for me 😆

oh yeah, and they've also got a pretty dynamic forward chain with those youngsters, they're fun on the ice too. but also dallas has been playing pretty well, esp. with quite a few of their players out of order for now bc of injuries