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From 2016

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/kill-a...

Yo, viendo a todo mundo hablar de Bad Bunny y el Super Bowl.

there's a world map in "list of chemical elements named after places"

- Hola, por favor deme 2 bolsas de sabritones extra grandes, dos de chisps adobadas, dos paquetes triples de PakeTazo de chile, queso y normal, 2 dips de queso suave, dos de cebolla y ajo, y un cartón de cerveza León.
- Claro joven, ¿preparándose para el Super Bowl?
- ¿Qué es el Super Bowl?

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Reminder!

$#%&!! Se roban el papel higiénico del trabajo pero no las computadoras! Ahora no podemos cagar y tenemos que trabajar!

Leí que "mataron al perro de Quadri" y me alegré un poco, pero luego leí la noticia y me puse triste.

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

a digital painting of a pigeon sitting on the ground of an alley in front of a green dumpster full of stereotypical cartoon garbage like banana peels and fish bones. the pigeon’s feet are splayed in front of her, and a carton of french fries next to her. some old fries are spilling onto the ground. the pigeon is holding a fry in her beak, having dipped it in a little paper pot of ketchup on the ground next to her, and is using it to messily paint her toenails with ketchup. she has eyelashes and happy little sparkles.

first painting of 2026 with the energy i’m bringing into the year so far. things are pretty tough and i’m making a point of finding joy anywhere and everywhere i can

#art

El éxito de Nestlé, está en hacer productos complementarios. Por ejemplo, hacen el Nescafé instantáneo, que sabe horrible, y luego te venden el Coffee Mate para hacerlo, al menos, bebible.

Trump Links Greenland Threats to Nobel Peace Prize Snub Donald Trump linked his claims on Greenland to not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in a letter the US president sent to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Store.

The invasions will continue until the Peace Prize is awarded

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

¿Ahora si se murió Twitter?

"Ah, si, ese error es muy común"

Ya dime pendejo, Chat GPT, no te andes con eufemismos.

A massive cumulonimbus storm cloud rises from the lower cloud deck into the stratosphere. The image captures a lightning flash within the storm, illuminating the massive cloud structure, including its turbulent updraft and smooth, flat "anvil" top.

#PPOD: Here is a colossal cumulonimbus flashing over the Pacific Ocean captured at 37,000 Feet en route to South America. Credit: Santiago Borja Lopez ( @santyborja.bsky.social ) 🧪 🔭 📷

My statement on President Trump’s actions in Venezuela.

A cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz. #NewYorkerCartoons

Me doy cuenta que Bluesky no está muy vivo cuando veo que casi no hay memes del temblor de hoy 😕

Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit

COMIC: 6 tips to help you overcome social anxiety this season If you're tempted to bail on potentially fun events becuase you feel awkward, read this. Level up your small talk game and practice social courage with six tips from psychologists.

If you're tempted to bail on potentially fun events becuase you feel awkward, read this. Level up your small talk game and practice social courage with six tips from psychologists.

Something about propaganda or creating fictitious fights or controversy when there should be any.

Easter is, by far, the most important Christian holiday from the religious perspective, yet, is seldomly mentioned in those "culture wars" in the USA. I don't know if it is even a bank holiday.

"Bienvenidos a 100 norteamiercanos dijeron..."

*4:38 AM me despierto sin motivo aparente*

¿POR QUÉ HAY SAILOR MOON Y SAILOR PLUTO, PERO NO HAY UNA SAILOR "TIERRA"?

*4:41 AM me vuelvo a dormir*

- ¡La religión es el opio del pueblo y por eso debemos quemar todas las iglesias!
- ¿Ya te dijeron que el 12 vamos a salir temprano?
-¡La guadalupana, la guadalupana bajo al Tepeyac...!

It's in moments like this when I realize that these people have never had, and they will never have, a real-life true friend in their entire lives.

It's in moments like this when I realize that these people have never had a real-life true friend in their entire lives.

Scent of a Woman Al Pacino Speech Comment: I wish Pacino had been my representative in divorce court.

Watching Youtube videos.

BLASPHEMY! THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH ORAL SEX!