Nat King Coleslaw

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Maureen Dowd: Donald Trump’s vile Truth Social clip proves he is unfit for office The man who pushed the despicable ‘birther’ conspiracy theory against Barack Obama is still at it

Maureen Dowd: Donald Trump’s vile Truth Social clip proves he is unfit for office

Trump wearing a gorilla costume in the shop (and pose) of the hot dog guy from the ‘I Think You Should Leave’ sketch

“We’re all trying to find the staffer who did this”

When It Happens, I hope the hearse gets a similarly festive parade

I know you're not supposed to have a go at how people look but Wes Streetings head looks like a face painted on a balloon.

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

"Hello? BBC switchboard? Yes, hello, it's Dick Head here. Don't laugh. It's about the subtitles to #TOTP Yes, it's still happenning..."

a white wall with a black pipe on the side of it ALT: a white wall with a black pipe on the side of it

Hooray! Top of the Pops! Oh. It's Steps. #TOTP

Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

When you know you’re in for a strictly faithful adaptation of a classic story

SOUND UP!
Delighted to have rediscovered this historical artefact in an old moving box, and amazed it still works. Approach me with care until the battery runs out.
*My wife is less delighted.

French Response * @FrenchResponse X.com Investigating child sexual abuse material isn't controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn't fl in France. Elon Musk & X @elonmusk • 3h This is a political attack

The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

4 panel comic P1: a crudely drawn nude fella is down on all fours, his tiny lil' winky dangling for all to see. Title above the guy reads "HOW TO DO A YOGA", while the first step is below him: " 1. Be like dog" P2: Still on all fours, the guy now has a moonlit forest backdrop behind him. His back arches as he yells to the heavens. "2. Howl at the moon" P3: A sudden dramatic closeup of the guy's face, as he has a sudden moment of realisation. Behind him, a closeup photo of a slab of meat. "3. Become aware of your being wakeful meat" P4: Back to the forest as --in silhouette in the distance-- the guy follows the final instruction: "4. Run into the forest, never to return"

how to do a yoga

Wow! That brief period where toasterhead had a job REALLY did a number on him

A pair of St. Brigid's crosses on a countertop, next to a mug. #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland

For the uninitiated, these are Irish Throwing Stars, an ancient weapon wielded by St. Brigid during the 1916 Rising, striking fear into the hearts of the British, and responsible for the eventual smiting of both Cromwell and Thatcher.

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Cartoon by David Horsey

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The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective for you. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.

Cartoon: no lineups for Melania compared to a huge lineup for root canals.

Globe and Mail cartoon

The lady at the Grammy's who appears to have two massive bags of sand attached to her dress.

Buster Ginad and his unfeasibly large testicles. They are in a wheelbarrow and he's saying "Hi Folks!"

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

33 seconds

I Really Don't Care- Do U?

The director of Melania movie