Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs

Rain! Stop!🚫
That is all.

Labour got in because many people decided the Tories needed a good thrashing, and voted accordingly.
I don't think they got the thrashing they deserved, but fortunately Kemi seems determined to finish them off.

Ha!😏

When you look at exactly which States these feckers are operating in...
I genuinely believe this is about the mid terms and interfering with voters.

They THINK they have carte blanche.
They'll be thrown under the bus soon enough.

Council elections coming up for me shortly.

I will be voting for my current Labour Councillor.

I hope the Tories and other parties and independents get their usual votes.🤞

Why? Because, overall, despite circumstances, I think it works well.

They know how to sort out corrupt bankers.😏

a cartoon penguin is walking in the snow next to a wall . Alt: a cartoon penguin is walking in the snow next to a wall .

Well, that's not '80s.

an older man is wearing a red vest that says the outlaws on it Alt: Christopher Walken contemplating walking.

Sadly, not for this.
Halfords can't get the parts, only a replacement unit.
For £350...

Doesn't the EU now have laws about repairing things and accessing parts?

Oh.☹️

It's the fecking tiny sprag clutch. Terrible design. Saving money on manufacturing costs.
Also increases friction when motor off and you're pedaling.

Piss poor. Whoever designed this version probably got a bonus for saving money.🤪

Looks at music posts.😑

You old bastard.🤣

🤣

It's piss poor.
Out of warranty also.

Thank you for liking my post Chun-Li.*
Unfortunately I'm not into that kind of stuff.
Blocked.

Shitty gear cage from a shitty Halfords Carrera shitty Vengeance e-bike.

Here we fecking go again!😑

Working on another little something... 👀

Really appreciate this stuff Mike.👍

…….

I was wondering where the photo was from, they all look miserable as fuck.

If Starmer resigns, the lesson for future politicians is that if you admit mistakes and apologise, you'll lose your job.

However, if you simply deny everything and laugh it off – like that wankstain Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson did, constantly – nothing happens.

Next up: Omelette made with egg white only.☹️

Coincidence? I think not🤬

(Just remember: contrary to the U.K., in US politics the blue colour represents “the good guys“ aka the Democrats!)

Do take 15 minutes out of your day to read this @andrewprlevi.bsky.social 🧵 The signs were there for decades

It isn’t possible for PMs to be expert in all fields…or indeed in many. Which is why having the judgement to identify very high quality advisors and really listen to them really matter..

We faced Reform at the High Court this week – here’s how it went ⬇️

https://goodlaw.social/384h

AI image of a 'Correctly-wired UK plug' which is anything but correctly wired, with the live wire not going into the fuse, a mystery grey wire, and the neutral being a tiny wire between the fuse and the third pin...

AI intends to kill us all

Am now watching curling.
(Volume off)

But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?

In a Turkish barber’s window in Glasgow 😹😹😹

Oo. I'm saving that.
Thank you.👍

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . Alt: Man laughing at posh people suddenly realising they could be on the barbecue menu.

Lady Victoria 'look at the fucking state of my life that I am reduced to this!' Hervey.