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Johnny 'capo my ass' Speedcuffs

@speeduffs.bsky.social

Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. Melanoidins fan. CATS!😀😸 #RealPolitik Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin. Is he dead yet?

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a man with a serious look on his face Alt: a man with a serious look on his face about to listen to some Stax legends.

Music time for me, then bed.
Bit of Sam & Dave I think.
Mmm.

02.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's Nigeria's oil reserves and stuff look like?😶

02.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She likes a pizza.

02.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aniseed bombs.

02.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Parachuted into Venezuela.*

*Was gonna add neked, but they don't deserve to see that.

02.11.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ozymandias likes this.👍

02.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'My ass!' always in John Malkovich's voice.😆

02.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is not 'pretty good'.

That is excellent.

Now deliver it to Wakefield, West Yorkshire.😆

02.11.2025 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

02.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should print this out and frame it.❤️

02.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#SelfServingBastards

🎶Anyway the wind blows🎶🤷

01.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elysian fields.

01.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha! First thing that came to mind.
Second thing: Val Kilmer is gone.😢

01.11.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Glasgow on Monday

Info here x.com/tim_burgess/...

01.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 33    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

I am shocked!
I'm certain the royal family have never entertained this kind of stuff!

Oh.😏

01.11.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

01.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...to get a refund from her cosmetic surgeon.

01.11.2025 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup.

01.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a hat with chinese symbols on it Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a hat with chinese symbols on it

Will the contractors also be supplying the Foods?

01.11.2025 21:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😆

01.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣

01.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll be wearing my poppy codpiece next week. Respect for the dead. 😜

01.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 3

🤣

01.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣

01.11.2025 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put up a wall.
Make USA pay for it.
Oh.😶

01.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars in front of a trendzisst logo Alt: a man with a beard is holding a pair of binoculars in front of a trendzisst logo

And, pretty much, yes it was.👍

01.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My painting PACIFIC NORTHWEST

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Been there mate, been there.😶

31.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it in the bin?🤔

31.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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