@valerievaltesse.bsky.social
Elevated Dating 🥂 | Elite Companionship💃 | Embodied Connection ✨️ 💌 valerievaltesse@proton.me ➡️ valerievaltesse.com "Happiness is an inside job."
Tom Petty wrote a great song 🎵 and that's a fav of mine too.
19.11.2025 13:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Upcoming Tour Announcement:
Mon, 12/1 - Sun, 12/14
All aboard 🚂... pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Western Maryland and Pennsylvania!
✨ Harrisburg • York • Hagerstown • Frederick
✨ Dates are flexible based on demand!
Let’s unwrap something fun this December. 🎄🎁
I feel ya, AI sloppy is sadly clouding out true creativity and clogging up everyone's feed on various platforms. 😪
06.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello November! 🍂🍁🍺
"Fear not November's challenge bold. We've books and friends, and hearths that never can grow cold."
-- Alexander L. Fraser
They say people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. I say they should stop pretending they don’t like being watched. 🪟🥀
11.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greetings from Boston! I'm happy to bring sunshine and some Southern Hospitality to brighten your day.
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Catch me before I go! Available for Incall (Waltham) or Outcall in the Boston Metro area:
Saturday, Oct 4th
Sunday, Oct 5th
Monday, Oct 6th
Tuesday, Oct 7th
👻 Spooky season begins today… let’s make it less about fright and more about delight. 🥂
Arriving in Boston soon, available for Incall/Outcall and Social Dates!
Saturday, Oct 4th
Sunday, Oct 5th
Monday, Oct 6th
Tuesday, Oct 7th
Pre-book to guarantee my arrival in Boston! Option A/B will be selected based on demand. 🎯
A) Sat, 9/27 - Tue, 9/30
B) Mon, 10/6 - Fri, 10/10
"You cannot score a goal when you are sitting on the bench. To do so, you have to dress up and enter the game."
-- Israelmore Ayivor
According to the founder of Google’s first generative AI team, we should focus on cultivating strong human bonds.
Who is ready to connect... deeply? 😜
Wordless Wednesday
07.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She's a beauty for sure. 🐕
28.07.2025 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There are still 8 sultry summer weekends left to play, unwind, and revel in the magic of the season. It's time to slip into full vacation mode, with slow mornings, spontaneous adventures, and irresistible moments of connection.
Let's make every second count — CONTACT ME TODAY.
Today is Bastille Day, which makes me wistful for my time in France 🇫🇷 last summer where I got to attend the Olympic Games to support Team USA.
Need a fun and savvy travel companion? I'm passport-ready, get in touch! ✈️🛳🚆
Happy 4th of July! Rolling through a sunny fabulous long weekend, hope yours is going swimmingly. 🇺🇸 🎆
05.07.2025 22:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wordless Wednesday
25.06.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Juneteenth 🇺🇸 is a great time to celebrate freedom and embrace independence! I count my lucky stars ✨️ that I was born in this current era and can live a carefree happy existence.
20.06.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Memorial Day weekend! ☀️
25.05.2025 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Summer vibes. 🏝🍹Las Vegas and Phoenix are two uniquely American cities, and I hope to return soon.
26.04.2025 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy Earth Day! 🌎 Just returning home from my Southwestern USA tour, feeling renewed and ready for new adventures ahead. 💙🦋🩵
23.04.2025 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Secret Agent here, with an undercover mission to exploit any zipper malfunctions that just may happen to occur in my presence. 😎🖤
08.04.2025 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who's ready for a Spring Fling? 🍃🐝
31.03.2025 03:02 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Springtime in D.C. is full of enchantment, and I find the Saucer Magnolias especially lovely. I'll be touring Wilmington and Philly this week and look forward to seeing what's in bloom. 🌷🪻🌷
Prebooking for Tour Dates: Wednesday, 3/26 and Thursday, 3/27
Happy St. Patrick's Day! 🍀 May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light. Get in touch to get LUCKY. 🌈💰💚
17.03.2025 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's Fat Tuesday 🍩🎭 and I've got a little Cajun in my soul. To get me in a celebratory mood on Mardi Gras all I need is a partner in crime. Lets PARTY!💜 🎉 💛
05.03.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Swinging into Spring... I attended the 196th Annual Philadelphia Flower Show and really hope to return to this incredible city soon again. Philly admirers, get in touch today.
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Valentine’s Day is all about love, so I’m sending some of mine to you. 💖💘💞
15.02.2025 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hello Kitty! 😻 I love it when gifts come in the mail. To all my admirers who would like to send me florals 🌷🪻🌹 -- Social Flowers is an amazing online flower boutique where you can send flowers using my email or Bluesky link!
🔗: socialflowers.com
DOGE stands for Department of Gentlemen’s Erections, is that right? Well, I'm a subject-matter expert on that topic. Visit my blog to read my thoughts and opinions.
www.valerievaltesse.com/thoughts/on-...
Hello February! 💘
01.02.2025 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eggcellent to get FREE eggs, but they're frozen solid! It looks like I'll need to go to a store and pay for eggs for the first time in two years 🙄, but that beats going hungry. NO SHAME in paying, we all gotta eat. 💋
22.01.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
