StaticTear πŸ……'s Avatar

StaticTear πŸ……

@statictear.bsky.social

294 Followers  |  892 Following  |  963 Posts  |  Joined: 26.06.2023  |  2.2268

Latest posts by statictear.bsky.social on Bluesky

So this is the Eiffel 65 of #WorldSeries ?

29.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

I humbly present my #Apple #Network #Meme

29.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Lawsuit Accuses a16z of Turning Roblox Into a School Shooter's Playground The family of a dead teen girl said she'd still be alive if Roblox did a better job moderating its platform.

roblox legit scares me more than any other platform www.404media.co/lawsuit-accu...

28.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7
Preview
From the LegalAdviceUK community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the LegalAdviceUK community

β€˜I've been pulled into a disciplinary meeting for saying robotic slurs at work’

www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdvic...

08.08.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 37
Preview
Jason βœ¨πŸ‘ΎSaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk) .@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database

This thread is incredible.

20.07.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4183    πŸ” 1231    πŸ’¬ 313    πŸ“Œ 631
Post image

Reddit is dragging him

20.07.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table . Alt: Nathon Fillon in Firely stopping himself from trying to correct someone.
23.06.2025 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MIGAs, like the mexican egg platter?

23.06.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@microsoftlearn.bsky.social yall have been pushing the "applied skills" options, which in my sampling seem strong, but theres no Credly badges to link on your own platform, LinkedIn. Would love to see badges tied to a Credly profile so applied skills could be showcased and gain traction with HR.

23.06.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Promoting weed huh!?? /s

26.05.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He projects so hard.

23.05.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The little LLM that could

21.05.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair, yeaaahhhhhhh

19.05.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh okay I was about to be like…damn they full of shit takes

19.05.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like all the same person?

19.05.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s amazing! Congrats to your family!

18.05.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure you get deep pocketed sheets and if you are a hot sleeper bamboo will change your life

18.05.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sippin' on gin* and juice**

*water
**more water

17.05.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
Skeet of a brown chihuahua shitting on a confederate flag follow followed by A skeet from swiftonsecurity admitting to the act

Skeet of a brown chihuahua shitting on a confederate flag follow followed by A skeet from swiftonsecurity admitting to the act

17.05.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s also weighing if it will expand his reach. It was a calculated but apparently he sucks at math.

16.05.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What doesn’t kill you gives you trauma

16.05.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy moly dude I hope you recover quickly and soon! Feel better!

16.05.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A 4 panel coming with an alligator and a goat watching a new television and in the last panel the alligator thinks it’s weird and the goat declares it’s his new personality

A 4 panel coming with an alligator and a goat watching a new television and in the last panel the alligator thinks it’s weird and the goat declares it’s his new personality

15.05.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We totally discussed this before LOL. I had the same take then also. Basically enjoy what you enjoy, I’ll do mine, and we can talk about what we like in common instead lol

14.05.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol why do people care. This is coming from an OP fan.

14.05.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The unified IdentityInfo table is the most comprehensive way to identify users and their attributes in the unified SOC experience.

You have to onboard your Sentinel workspace AND enable UEBA to take advantage of this in advanced hunting.

#xdr #sentinel

14.05.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
13.05.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 178    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

lol love to see one those tear up a cybertruck thinking it was a food dumpster

13.05.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you thought about dumpster diving to reconnect with your roots?

Also hug that shit sucks

13.05.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big SSL making so much money off securing data in transit, we must resist!

What.

12.05.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@statictear is following 20 prominent accounts