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i can play baldur’s gate 3 from my bed now i’ve reached a level of unemployed you’ve only dreamed of

those washing machines that sing a whole song when your laundry is done are doing way too fucking much. who are you trying to impress

a photo set of Lou Wilson as Kingston Brown in The Unsleeping City saying, “Well if it’s December 21st, I’m making breakfast. Classic December 21st.”

like he looks like the guy i went to high school with who wanted to name his firstborn after illicit substances

i can’t say this on the other app or oomf will hate me but i think timothee looks fucked up with that little mustache

YES i will track down a genie and make it happen lmaoooo

why is it SO PRETTY THERE I WANT TO BITE

The Impavidus Cycle Book One: Birthright by 1mpavidus He must fight this world's corruption. They must help him find his humanity.

Birthright is now available at itch.io for only $1! You'll get over 600 pages of chonky fantasy goodness and support me making more books in the future!

The rest of the series will be linked in the thread below 👇

if anyone sees me looking slightly electrocuted no they didn’t…

gonna use my wizard powers to turn this wifi connection into a human being so i can bite it with my teeth

In my upcoming book, I show that, beginning in the 1980s, framing homelessness as a problem of mental illness and addiction was politically engineered to obscure the socioeconomic roots of the crisis and to justify the removal of homeless people from public space.

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i haven’t done ballet in a long time but my dream role has always been one of the rats in the nutcracker i think they should let me do this just for funsies

daniel and the holly jollies LMAO

the train next to my apartment just honked JINGLE BELLS

where are the Dropout Enjoyers