FPL Jaap O

@DavyKlaassen is an underestimated #FPL manager!
Top 3k, and much better than other Ajax players.

#FPL GW26 locked
OR: 4267
Pickford > Raya
Gabriel TC
All or nothing, so benching Thiago

#FPL GW25: OR 2772 > 4267
Red arrow caused by robbery of my differential Cherki points and subsequent Haaland bonus (silver lining: he will continue to be ignored by content creators)
#FPL GW26: Pickford > Raya
Gabriel cap
Second bag of chips still unopened

#FPL GW25 locked
Saka > Mbeumo
OR 2772, but I just learned this is 37 points behind a feline manager named Victor:
archive.ph/VaqI4
I'm gonna go all Kurt Zouma on him!

#FPL GW25 early transfer
Saka has left the building (thanks for nothing)
Hello Mr. Mbeumo!
Talks with Raya for GW26 are ongoing

When your #FPL future is bright

#FPL GW24
Hits are good!
3.5k > 2.7k, still on track for 5th 2k finish
Saka has to go (even with a 10 minute cameo and a goal tonight). Enough is enough. This will also provide cash to buy mad Pedro.
Second bag of chips will not be opened before GW32.

GW24 locked
OR 3.6k > 3.5
Grinding to the #FPL top, swinging with the fixtures
Cunha, Bruno G. > Bruno F., Enzo (-4)
Bruno cap

Leaking is cheating
(although note that I captained Semenyo before the leak)
OR 3.6k > 3.5k
Grinding to the #FPL top
Early transfers to avoid price changes:
Cunha, Bruno G. > Bruno F., Enzo (-4)

GW22: OR 5.7k > 3.6k, on target for 5th #FPL 2k finish.
GW23: Foden > Semenyo, Semenyo cap.
To managers causing price rises by bringing in players before their fixture swing: I hope you will all fail!

GW22: 50 points thanks to differentials in defence.
OR 5.7k > 3.6k, on target for 5th 2k finish.
Rolling transfer for GW24 fixture swing.
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go.
I wanna be sedated.

OR 5531 > OR 5739
Keane > Mukiele
Haaland cap
When I Win #FPL I Dedicate My Victory to You, President Donald J. Trump, For Your Extraordinary Leadership in Promoting Peace Through Strength, Advancing Diplomacy, and Defending Liberty and Prosperity.

Wilson is the Motorcycle Boy. I want him back.

I asked Grok about my #FPL strategy. It seems he knows my cheat code ...

You just need the right #FPL cheat code

One point below safety score: 5531 > 5739.
Will probably do Keane > Mukiele.
Eight days of #FPL boredom.
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go, oh
I wanna be sedated

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It's his birthday and he has his farewell game, but I sold him in #FPL
What can go wrong?

Surprisingly, nobody has subscribed to my newsletter or YouTube Channel to obtain my #FPL cheat code. I have also less followers than #FPL points. However, the code still works to beat the models!

Hauls by the two Thi's in #FPL GW20 bring me from 11K to 5531.
On track for a 5th 2K finish.
Last night Semenyo left the building for Bruno G.
Haaland cap in GW21.
Preparing for a rotation nightmare.
Timber first on the bench.

In my 20th #FPL season I finally found the cheat code to beat the models.
Subscribe to my newsletter and YouTube Channel.
I may reveal the code.

11K after #FPL GW19.
Always start the new year with a hit!
Raya & Virgil > Pickford & Gabriel (-4)

Almost halfway and 17K in #FPL thanks to differential hauls from transfers Cherki & Keane in GW18.
Cunha in for Wilson this gameweek to get that single non-celebration goal.
Semenyo will do something special in his farewell game, but Haaland cap.
Happy 2026!

Differential hauls for my two transfers Cherki & Keane in #FPL GW18 bring me to 10 points from 10K
Early GW19 transfer made: Wilson to Cunha for non-celebration goals

Choose following content creators on X
with their #FPL clickbait and YouTube shows,
giving you Bruno replacement advise.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
finishing last in a miserable way.
Choose your future. Choose life.

We are still assessing him ... #FPL

23K > 35K
After an early #FPL Transfer (van de Ven > Keane) forced to do another (Bruno > Cherki) to get a X-mas differential (-4)
Kutspel

Phil not on the #FPL beach, but will he gain weight?

I need #FPL points
Come on, come one.
Hurry up Harry come on.
We're going down the pub ...

Me trying to hide my #FPL replacement for Bruno from content creators

Me looking at my early #FPL transfer