FPL Jaap O

First hit of the #FPL season: Mo/Diakite > Mbeumo/Timber (-4).
I had a dream in which VDV & Rodon had another double-digit haul this week, just saying.

Good #FPL times for a change. Selected Van de Ven as first on the bench at the last moment. Extreme luck. Mo has already left the building for Mbeumo. Will also get Timber for a hit or play Free Hit.

Gyok/Anderson > Woltemade/Enzo
Hoping for a farewell gift from Mo
So, please, please, please let me get what I want

Rolling in #FPL GW8
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go
I wanna be sedated

Ready for another green arrow in #FPL
Ekitike > Gyokeres (0.00 ITB)
Probably will switch from Sanchez to Dubravka at the last moment

Warning: #FPL self-glorification!
90 points in GW6. From 3.8M to 196K in only four GW's. Early transfer had to be made for GW7: Ekitike > Gyokeres (0.00 ITB).

I used my two FT to sell some hairy #FPL dudes for Senesi & Gabriel. Just enough money left for Ekitike > Gyokeres tonight. Haaland triple cap. As usual, I hope you all fail!

No #FPL price rises for Senesi and Gabriel, but I got rid of a lot of hair!

I wish my #FPL mini-league rival @fplpsycho.bsky.social a happy birthday and all the best in our 18th competitive season (but not too much).

I want to end #FPL GW4 with a bang, so Haaland cap
Wood has left the building for Mateta (rolling 1 FT)
As always, I hope you will all fail

Orange #FPL invasion. If only we had some decent forwards ...

Rolling transfer in #FPL GW3. Haaland cap. I have zero clones, so I genuinely hope you will all fail!

#FPL wildcard active
Kneejerk United with 5 (out of 6) price rises
Haaland cap

Wildcard active! Knee jerking from no Mo and no Haaland in #FPL GW1 to having both in GW2. Chips are for eating.

In my 20th #FPL season it's time for a bold opening move in GW1:
Bench Boost , no Mo, no Haaland, Wirtz captain.
0.5 ITB (planning Ekitike > Gyokeres for GW2).

In my 20th #FPL season I will only select from the 34 Dutch players

Worst #FPL changes since the All Out Attack chip. Less skill-based, less effort, less fun.

Less skill-based, less effort, less fun.

The end of #FPL

After playing #FPL for 19 seasons, I’m seriously thinking about quitting. The beautiful game has been ruined by chips, money-driven content creators, models, AI, and now this casual-pleasing sheit. Less skill-based, less effort, less fun

My AI buddy recommends buying Reece James

Forced by @fplpsycho.bsky.social to play my 20th #FPL season

No hit. No free hit.
Virgil > RAN
Bruno cap

Early #FPL transfer for GW28: Hall > Munoz
Next week: Virgil > RAN, Gvardiol or Wan-Bissaka
11 players in BGW29 (Benching Mo, Munoz & Isak)
All chips left except ASSMAN
What could go wrong?

Three red arrows in a row. I need some #FPL assistance Arne!

Doing nothing. Boring #FPL. In Mo we trust.

Covid beaten
Bruno ruined X-mas
Another grey arrow in #FPL
Bruno has left the building, hello mr. Gordon

The men to bring me x-mass joy in #FPL

This week my battle is with Covid. So I hope I can survive this #FPL Gameweek by doing nothing. No energy left.