John Edwards

This is who runs this account.

“Don’t be saucy with me, Bearnaise”, “It’s good the be the king”, “Let’s end this meeting on a high note…AAAAAAAAAAAAH!”, “This is ah no good. All we ah got is ah backs. Ok…everybody to the other side of the table”, “I love quicktime harch”.

All of these are from History of the World, Part I.

Africa by Toto: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men on Mars could ever do (it’s a hundred men or more could ever do)

La Isla Bonita by Madonna: last night I dreamt of some bagels (it’s, last night I dreamt of San Pedro)

Well said Mayor Frey!

Pete Buttigieg: “It’s an old & obvious pattern. An unpopular president — failing on the economy & losing his grip on power at home — decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one”

It’s the first quarter and we’re down only 0-7. There are 3 more quarters to go. I think there is plenty of time to go.

Muffy in the bathroom stall,
Margaret by the lake.
Susan down in Whitley Hall,
Constance on the make.

Constance Fry, Constance Fry, anytime you call.
Constance would fulfil, your needs
Winter, Spring or Fall.

Feeling good, Louis!

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

From this chart it’s clear that white people don’t want to come to the US. Can you blame them or anyone for that matter?

Great sessions and concert musician Mr Cropper was. I was fortunate to meet Blue Lou at the Greek in Berkeley while he was playing with James Taylor.

"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

-FDR, 1937

Back in the 80’s I saw the San Diego Soccers in the Indoor Soccer League and that was fun. Kinda like Air Hockey. Ricocheting off the walls. Game scores were like 10-8. Way better than 1 - Nil.

a close up of a person 's face with teeth and a hole in the nose . ALT: a close up of a person 's face with teeth and a hole in the nose .

I didn’t mean to call you meatloaf, Jack.

Subaru Solterra middle aged dad here and I’m with all you who love regenerative braking mode. For fun I’ll roll in power mode just to zip past whomever I want.

He’s looking to become the Count of Monte Crisco.

John Duigan, Flirting (1990)

But you and Liz wish you wrote it, and you both do support it, yes? I think it’s a necessary bold plan that would have wide ranging support.

I will never understand why religious people care so much about how others choose to live their lives. As long as they aren’t causing harm to anyone why do they give a fuck just let people be as they are

'Reading Rainbow' Is Coming Back After Nearly 20 Years With Beloved Librarian As Host—And Fans Are Pumped

The best news! ❤️

I certainly think pies from Nations are delicious. The berry pies are off the charts tasty. Hope yours satisfies. Wishing happy birthdays to your spouse and children.

When the Right lies about the Left, it's called "Free Speech" but
when the Left tells the truth about the Right, it's called "Inciting Violence."

Tomorrow, Leavitt to announce Escalator Operators will be placed on the terrorist list.

Lyndon B. Johnson's response to satire

Lyndon B. Johnson's response to satire

“We don’t talk about Jeffrey” is just one of the gems in this perfect parody.

This. This. This!

Yes…EVERYWHERE!