Matt Tex Eckerle

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

“No money shall be drawn from the treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law.”

this is literally stuff King Charles did, like not only did the American colonists have a revolution to not have this happen, but they did so in the wake of the English revolution, which was about not having stuff like this happen

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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That's our Roche! Always a solid option

It's the new highways through Black neighborhoods: Data centers

Ok, this is just funny.

isportlandburning.com

A common-sense approach! I go to Roche for their bakery. Better bagels than at Wegmans, and the kids the love white mountain bread.

They were supposed to build the Galt engine and go live alone in a gulch harvesting its unbridled power, leaving us alone. Instead they built a destruction and slop engine and are ramming its excrement down our throats.

...It's abundance!

Thanks, New Yorker

Apparently, ICE can't find a place that will serve them in Chicago. 😭

Pardon?

“She’s a child sex trafficker” — Trump “big deal”

Cracked my neck so hard the dog started barking

"Always has been" meme: Wait, it's all just spreadsheets?

Society in 2025

Everybody stop being stupid a minute. I have to make coffee and I don’t want to miss your antics.

Applications for JamCoders, a 1 month free algorithms & programming camp for Jamaican high schoolers, are now open.

Head over to jamcoders.org.jm#apply. No programming experience required for students.

We're looking for students & teaching assistants.

Deadline January 31.

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
This ain't no mudd club, or C.B.G.B.
I ain't got time for that now

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High on a hillside, the trucks are loading
Everything's ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, and I work in the nightime
I might not ever get home

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Transmit the message to the receiver
Hope for an answer someday
I got three passports, a couple of visas
You don't even know my real name

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This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now

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The sound of gunfire off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstone, lived in a ghetto
I've lived all over this town

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Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons
Packed up and ready to go
Heard of some grave sites out by the highway
A place where nobody knows

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

If you want to build an app
that's secure and anonymous
without fear of the platform
yanking you around

I can help. DM for signal

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

If he dies, he dies

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

Anyone buying a house anywhere: *Looks at school districts*
Person moving to the Boston suburbs: *Triangulates properties at the precise nexus of Wegman's, Trader Joes, and Market Basket*

No outsider to the Boston area can fathom our iron-clad opinions about where and how we shop for groceries

if you were to theoretically start pirating CBS and Paramount content, you should also theoretically ensure that you're using a VPN with a built-in kill switch and DNS leak protection to ensure your IP address isn't broadcast to lawsuit-happy entertainment industry anti-piracy organizations

Lmaooo