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Dash Rando

@dashrando.bsky.social

World's richest man

58 Followers  |  206 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 22.12.2023  |  1.9977

Latest posts by dashrando.bsky.social on Bluesky

Huh? What happened now?

04.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is 2035. 90% of all video game companies are owned by Saudi Arabia and Tencent. you must upload your passport and social security number to access the Steam forums. the FBI has custom roles to oversee all Discord servers. GTA 6 and Bloodborne PC have yet to be released

26.09.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
Action Bronson extremely stoned on a couch saying "I mean, listen, chicken Parmesan is my life."

Action Bronson extremely stoned on a couch saying "I mean, listen, chicken Parmesan is my life."

24.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is who is now dictating US foreign policy

16.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 466    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

posting a jersey swap pic with my wife’s boyfriend

31.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#Helldivers2

24.06.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fandom Blows Up Giant Bomb A cornerstone of gaming is in shambles following interference from the wiki farm

Pour one out for Giant Bomb.
Giant Bomb Forever.

kotaku.com/giant-bomb-f...

01.05.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Geared up for the weekend!

05.04.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.

31.03.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 27218    πŸ” 4179    πŸ’¬ 153    πŸ“Œ 113
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Anyone else want to watch Stephen Chow as Garfield getting the shit kicked out of him from the Hong Kong 1994 movie Love on Delivery cause I can’t stop watching it

23.03.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2541    πŸ” 725    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 79
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the_dedicatedservers - Twitch What's up! I’m Dave aka buckdave aka Dave the Fave - DJ + 1/3 of hip hop group, Dedicated Servers. I play all games but love fighting, puzzle, & platformers. Now: Like a Dragon - Infinite Wealth. Late...

LIVE NOW πŸ”΄ playing Yakuza Crossing - come chill :

Www.twitch.tv/the_dedicatedservers

Or

Www.YouTube.com/thededicatedservers

#yakuza #twitch #youtube #livestream #ryugagotoku #sega #likeadragon #infinitewealth

14.03.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New sentence

28.01.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at the mall and have determined that fashion is in a crisis right now. So many bowl cuts and ill-fitting clothes. It's a mess out here.

19.01.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age yourself with your first computer.

06.01.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmaoooo

05.01.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 9
A watercolor painting of a cowboy

A watercolor painting of a cowboy

Some watercolor practice from today

06.01.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Entertaining nieces and nephews after you've eaten 3 plates of Christmas dinner

26.12.2024 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it.

The law only ever serves capital.

08.01.2024 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27340    πŸ” 13755    πŸ’¬ 189    πŸ“Œ 238
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Don't bother me while I'm computing

18.12.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post some cat art 🐈

15.12.2024 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it's holding them aside until you do a time machine backup?

10.12.2024 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the FBI asks why I have so many Snapchat videos of me orgasming with the jar jar binks face filter

19.11.2024 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was worth watching all of Rings of Power just for this scene

19.11.2024 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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man I don't know what to post

17.11.2024 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think if you slapped a drink out of jd vance’s hands and some of it spilled on your shoes and you said β€œlook what you did to my new shoes” he’d get all apologetic and try to clean them with a little monogrammed handkerchief. even if they clearly weren’t new shoes

23.07.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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