James Connelly

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

I’d be disappointed at any would be world conquerors who still think bunk beds are a viable choice. Falling off once should be enough to realise they’re not great.

Can’t believe Big Filing Cabinet has you in their pocket Michael ☹️

All these years I thought The Pink Panther was a comedy and now I find out it was a gritty true crime thriller

Good point, I’ll just go and get my pitch fork

Well now I feel a fool for ever not getting how truly tall Mount Everest is

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Al Jazeera Media Network condemns the targeted assassination of its correspondents Anas Al Sharif and Mohammeel Qraiqea, along with photographers Ibrahim Al Thaher, and Mohamed Nofal, by Israeli forces.

#JournalismIsNotACrime

this 3 act story has something for everyone

need more guys that sound exactly like this tbh

holy shit lmao

Finally, I can post this video I've been hanging on to since somebody sent it to me.

I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

Kneecap is not the story.
Genocide in Gaza is.

Part 1 of 4 A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.

Part 2 of 4 Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is. Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.

Part 3 of 4 Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.

Part 4 of 4 Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi. Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there. “Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?” That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]

"Trans people have always existed"

That's simply not possible because people haven't always existed. There was a time before people, and so therefore, there was a time before trans people.

And in that time, there were trans dinosaurs.

Bordado que dice "trans lives are more important than Harry Potter"

Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks.

Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again.

NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

Shot with bullets that have pasta, carrots and celery scratched into them

Bane seems to have forgotten his Captain America shield

If anything, the boy Watson is too honest by staying on his feet

I've spotted you used a capital h in step 2, can you explain how you managed to do this please Sir Michael?

Can't believe Big Numbers have got to you Michael

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