Gay panic 😅

Ummm except I’m 1,433 miles away ☹️

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Ok I know it’s a cane, but this is doing so much for bring to life the Potter fanfiction I read so much of as a blossoming kinky teen 🤓🪄

Do you count as one?

The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
- excerpt Phenomenal Woman by Maya Angelou

As long as you don’t mind if your floor mats occasionally bites 😈