mel/issa

hasan piker, sam seder, and jeff probst should all take turns fucking my holes tbh. can i manifest this

my Friend

ok i’m gonna try and pass out. i got wound up listening to some of my friend’s music that literally sounds like they’re in pain. lol

my life is so juicy in some respects but i gotta protect my peace. on the other hand it’s boring as fuck. at least the memoir i write in 20 years will be cool and interesting.

it rly sucked i had to move from portland or to my hometown in florida but i know that God has much bigger plans for me :)

i’m seeing eddington with my brother and his gf on saturday night. GOD i hope it’s good. prob gonna get baked for it. i saw friendship baked and it rocked.

i’ve been listening to this artist a lot for like the last three months. it puts all art pop art of the 21st century to shame. this dude built his own instruments and loved physics.

my nightstand came with a dysfunctional drawer but i found a better purpose for it. sexy art book bookshelf.

i got too high and ordered food. fuck. not AGAIN!

watching twin peaks for a third time. researching entry level microphones. i’ll be okay.

twitter is bumming me out. everything fucking sucks. it’s like… why am i even applying to jobs right now lol

i wanna fuck this guy but i also wish i looked like him

i sure hope so!

i also recently purchased a pretty good condition copy of the john willie volumes taschen put out years ago. if trump is gonna ban anything LEWD now’s your chance to blow a ton of money i guess!

if anyone ever says ‘good grief’ in conversation or a song or whatever the face of charlie brown conjures in my mind immediately

selfie of user snicker-snee sitting in an airplane with a black mask and headphones on

i hate airplanes

lick or sum by glorilla is a composition to behold for generations

i seriously post a kewpie angel profile pic and i get flagged for adult content. is a doll’s ass a crime?

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie check out my prissy behind it’s fine all of the time

i saw claire rousay last night

bangs

can bluesky add a close friends feature? i only wanna talk about the scandalous parts of my life, rly

yes connan mockasin is my friend

silver jews meme that says ‘does anyone know if we have to shine out in the wild kindness tomorrow’

everyone’s favorite music nerd/loser just accepted an internship for one of their favorite record labels - the pay is shit but at least i won’t be rotting at home all day!

i put a clip in my hair PLEASE CLAP

i bought a toy camera to start experimenting with medium format photography again… we shall see what happens

tortoise cat sitting on top of a shelf with a furby and surreal statue

bean has cartoon kitty paws

was obviously depressed so i took a HOT NAP and now i am very thirsty