Bob Cuffe

‘I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat’

‘Hi Keir, it’s Michelle from Mone Pothole Repairs’

I’m shocked. Shocked I tell yer!

Thanks!

I know today is Thursday.
In fact I’ve known all day.
This is a New Year breakthrough

The New Year question that would challenge the finest minds

Apparently the menu choices today are ‘whatever’s in the frigging fridge’

Ha!

Helmsley today -

Posted without comment

Thinking isn’t his thing

I miss the boy bands.
The catchy music and the moves

Very excited. An afternoon of beer and giggles with a couple of important people in Teesside who became friends.
They’re coming across to Stokesley to see me.
So looking forward to it.
Know who your friends are and look after them.
Know who the transactional contacts are too.

Ha!

This is the polling data we need.

Lads! If we could get the Battle Of The Somme over by about 5 it would be appreciated.
Need to get home for tea and then watch Boro play Dirty Leeds.

Due to the awful weather today I’m afraid I’m not going to be sending Christmas cards this year.
Or ever.

On my run this morning just passed an old bloke in gloves, woolly hat and shorts.
Daft old get.
We both thought.

FRIDAY!

Hi I’m mental!

Ever since Labour won the GE the days have got shorter and shorter.
The nights longer and longer.
A time of darkness.
Coincidence?

Astonished at how many nakedly political posts there are on there.

Unfortunately- and I don’t know why - but I started the day by looking at LinkedIn.
First post was someone calling themself ‘a straight shooter’
And I deserved that.
Going for a Run Of Penance now.

A glorious evening in Guisborough tonight with the old school chums.
So looking forward to seeing Dave who has just returned from a 6 month round the world holiday.
That he didn’t shut the frigg up about before he went.
I’m hoping he’s extraordinarily depressed to be back.

Greg Wallace announces he’s joining Reform.

Someone has messaged me to say they have got me a Christmas present.
It’s of no monetary value but is unique and they hope I’ll like it.
I’ve responded that if it cost nothing they can shove it.

New favourite crisp.
You can’t beat it so don’t try

No we don’t!

Here we go

She’s back in the room now. Just come back.
Not a good sign.
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