Funny and true.

h/t @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social

Biden's "we will cure cancer under my administration" may have been laughably optimistic at best, but it sure beats the Trump admin's "not if we have anything to say about it"

He just keeps claiming Biden's accomplishments.
Sad little, lying, ignorant man doesn't have any of his own. 💥💯💥🖕🖕🖕🖕

#Felon47 #Krasnov
#ImpeachTrumpNow
#RemoveTheRegime
#NowIsTheTime

ICYMI - POPE LEO: “When people are living good lives for 10, 20 years… (Trump) is treating them in a way that’s extremely disrespectful, violent — We have to look for ways to treat people humanely and with dignity.” (H/T @CBSNews)

Imagine knowing your platform was a playground for predators, fueling teen depression, eating disorders, and suicide and deciding the best course of action was… absolutely nothing. Meta didn’t just “miss” anything.

He's trying to be a "man"dami. Sorry dude, wrong hair.

Please tell me the 12k my 401 lost in a week is good for me and the economy.

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Lindsay Halligan.

Yes. And add extra moisture. I add applesauce to my chocolate chip gf cookies.

Meanwhile on Hellsite, who knew all the Elon bots were Nigerian? 🤡

Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.

Nope, no way. They have already screwd up enough of our food with their chemical enhancements to "improve" yields - i.e. roundup is just one of many. Now with no watchdogs to protect us from corporate greed I fear it will get worse.

Rick Scott is simply Projecting; it is a common Habitual, Donald Trump trait.

They are always talking about themselves.

We really can’t get enough of these

Maybe Congress should depose Melania Trump

Make no mistake here, Trump seemingly getting along with the New York governor is nothing but a facade. He changes his mind as often as he changes his underwear. And seeing he's full of shit, that would be at an hourly basis.

Oh I would love for a reporter to put Bullshit Barbie in her place.

The Mandami look?

The front page of today’s New York Post. ❤️

Vegan here we come!

AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office. She is saying a lot but her ACTIONS have not backed up the rhetoric. For all her talk, she's STILL voting with them to gut healthcare and advance self-dealing corruption schemes."

Who remembers those early Palantir trades