Alan C

"Who are you wearing?"
"Freddy Krueger!"

The Republicans could compromise for once! That's what Democrats always do.

Better idea: give out $2 bills and see how many of their parents accuse you of passing counterfeit currency.

Make him build it back at his own expense.

Like democracy.

Not quite, but eligible people who didn't vote outnumbered either candidate's vote--something like 90 million vs. 78 and 77 million. Still appalling.

I've NEVER heard of anyone clamoring for a huge ballroom prior to Trump.

Bears shit in woods, suggests forest ranger.

There is an anti-monarchy party in the UK--the Republican Party.

Um...was a crime committed?

Great satire usually involves punching up, not down.

8647

Transparently stupid

It also won't make page 1 of the NY Times.

This has to stop now.

Waiting for Yahtzee: The Movie.

Follow-up: Give me a fucking break!

Change the branding t9 No Dictator.

Remove him from office and make him pay to restore it the way it was.

Turning it into Mar-a-Lago North.

Spot on

"Ka-MA-la"

Gee, mostly having to do with riots by white conservatives.

From the ACLU.

Concern for the poor is present throughout the Bible. But a lot of churches ignore this teaching. It's as if it's invisible to them.

And yet that's somehow hating America.

Serious question: does she have to be sworn in by the Speaker?

They need to revive Portlandia.