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If they’re going to keep using the term “Coastal Elite”, maybe we should use the term “Cornfield Commoner”

Yuck...no worse feeling than being first to a Teams meeting

I LOVE that South Park made the phrase “Trump’s micro penis” part of my social media feeds everyday.

If this is where we are seven months into this administration, where the fck are we gonna be a year from now?

Report: Trump Administration Ignored Advice When Installing Starlink at the White House A Wi-Fi network called ‘Starlink Guest’ appeared on White House phones, asking only for a password and not a username or a second form of authentication, The Washington Post reports.

Our country is so screwed.
"...a whistleblower at the [NLRB] accused the Musk-led department of a “significant cybersecurity breach.” ...he saw anomalously large data transfers and sign-in attempts from Russia after DOGE took over his agency’s systems.
www.yahoo.com/news/tech/ar...

Who TF has ever bought a child car seat for $59??

Sometimes I justify drinking energy drinks by thinking:
“But it’s got electrolytes”
and then I remember Idiocracy…

Avengers: We’re throwing everything we can to save this franchise

And he does it while everyone is distracted by this Signal mess.

Considering the data breaches companies keep having, you’re NEVER going to need to pay for credit monitoring services.

NASA teams on the ground used Schlieren photography to capture the shock waves around Boom Supersonic’s demonstrator aircraft XB-1 as it pushed through the air. cnn.it/41FSGQm

Me:

Something buzzes my ear

Me: freaks out for the next 10 minutes

Facebook is unusable.
Twitter/X is unusable and gross.
Threads is basically unusable.
IG is quickly becoming unusable.
I’m quickly starting to understand how little I need social media, but how deeply we are dependent on it.

You know that moment when you look at your phone screen and you realize an app is missing but you don’t remember what app it is, so was it important or is it just triggering your OCD?

My Instagram TL has suddenly switched to 1-2 week old content or posts I’ve already seen. It’s as if Meta doesn’t want me to see something……

Sure, he’s a hotstepper, but is he a lyrical gangster?

At this point, someone that buys a Tesla is making a bigger statement about what they believe in, than what they like.

I cannot take any person seriously that says shoestring French Fries are their favorite.

R’s: It’s a threat to our data!!!
Some D’s: You right
SC: They right
Biden: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I won’t enforce it
TT: (fingering invite to inaug & RFP from Musk) Hmmm guess we’ll have to shut down. Sure hope Trump will save us once he’s sworn in. (does renegade dance)

Update on DC weather.

Remember when Ronna McDaniel was joining MSNBC and the hosts joined together to show their disapproval? I’m guessing we won’t see that level of backlash against Joe & Mika

Bluesky algo, please put more comedians and people with witty takes in my feed. I need a good laugh for the next 4+ years

Is there a gluten free white bread that doesn’t either a) completely disintegrate under the lightest touch, & b) doesn’t taste like glue.