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If Youโ€™re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, Itโ€™s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. Youโ€™re stuc...

I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...

09.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 602    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Anything we can actually do, we can afford.

09.11.2025 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Ryan Moulton
@moultano
Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

08.11.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11244    ๐Ÿ” 2859    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS

Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark

Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap

The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name

He did this six times

Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

07.11.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1734    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

If that's owling, this is definitely full pelican ๐Ÿชถ

16.09.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Show yourself speedo men! Quote
Repost with you representing ๐Ÿ˜

03.11.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

straight people shouldn't be allowed to play Pink Pony Club at their wedding reception

02.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like, not to keep harping on this but the novel very much ends with opened borders! One of its arguments is that xenophobia enables evil. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

unwinnable.com/2025/04/16/n...

31.10.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT

Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG

24.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 989    ๐Ÿ” 1650    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

your locker rooms sound much more interesting than mine

24.10.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A quick rant about museum art theft: in a opinion lifted wholesale from The Rotten Library (RIP), I call art theft the peak of stupid selfishness cuz it's about ownership of an object you will not be able to share with anyone, ever.

These will be stuck in a room somewhere, forever, for one person.

19.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Le musรฉe du Louvre cible dโ€™un braquage ce dimanche, des bijoux dรฉrobรฉs Plusieurs malfaiteurs ont brisรฉ des fenรชtres pour sโ€™emparer de bijoux, ce dimanche matin dans le cรฉlรจbre musรฉe de la rue de Rivoli, ร  Paris.

www.leparisien.fr/paris-75/le-...

19.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
The Crown jewel of France and the Apollo Gallery of the Louvre

The Crown jewel of France and the Apollo Gallery of the Louvre

The ornate Apollo gallery of the palace. Delacroix did some of the ceiling

The ornate Apollo gallery of the palace. Delacroix did some of the ceiling

A fire truck style ladder leaning against the facade

A fire truck style ladder leaning against the facade

LOUVRE
Tickets
X
Sunday 19 October:
The Musรฉe du Louvre will remain closed today for exceptional reasons. All reservations for today's date will be reimbursed.
We apologize for the inconvenience.

LOUVRE Tickets X Sunday 19 October: The Musรฉe du Louvre will remain closed today for exceptional reasons. All reservations for today's date will be reimbursed. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.

19.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 579    ๐Ÿ” 183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153

You know what, let's do the Annual Mister Global National Costume thread tonight after all. Usual rules apply - this is all in fun, this isn't about the contestants looks or making fun of them, it's about the costumes and appreciating them (or, you know, making fun of them...)

11.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 642    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

11.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14431    ๐Ÿ” 3456    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 236
bigchump1994 on tumblr: "Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear."

Headshot of Rod Serling.

bigchump1994 on tumblr: "Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear." Headshot of Rod Serling.

16.03.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1193    ๐Ÿ” 334    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

โ€œThe law doesnโ€™t matter anymoreโ€ is obeying in advance.

19.09.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6266    ๐Ÿ” 1511    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 189    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37
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This sums up this payment NSFW fiasco pretty well.

03.09.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6230    ๐Ÿ” 3426    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

This is the reminder that the only reason we are here as a country is that white peopleโ€”as a groupโ€”decided they would rather destroy the country than share it as equals with Black people (specifically) and brown people (hypothetically). Barack Obama got elected and yโ€™all lost your fucking minds.

04.09.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 228    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

when i say that i'm an abolitionist, i am talking primarily about state violence including policing and incarceration; but i'm also very down for getting rid of grammar police and horny jail

28.08.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 474    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Anecdotally, one of my favorite classes was a 200-level grammar course where the upshot was "grammar is about communication and it changes constantly, so if your audience understands what you've said, you did it right." The rules are literally more like guidelines and I think that's beautiful.

28.08.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A pika sits on a mossy rock.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

28.08.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43146    ๐Ÿ” 10728    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 639    ๐Ÿ“Œ 445
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Herdling is OUT NOW! Weโ€™re stoked to finally invite you on this journey ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆฌ๐Ÿโ›ฐ๏ธ
Get the game now on Steam, Epic Game Store, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S or Game Pass, links below!

Weโ€™ll give away 5 Steam keys among everyone who reposts this ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

21.08.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 798    ๐Ÿ” 548    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

If you believe that โ€˜weโ€™re all going to die,โ€™ youโ€™re correct. Now what?

Itโ€™s a guarantee that you will die. What kind of life will you live in the meantime?

18.08.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 403    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sarahruhlofficial

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

caecilius-est-pater

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all,
imagine if the two switched places.
(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no
escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the
supreme part of happiness; and reverence
towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words
of prideful men are ever punished with great
blows...
(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I've got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your
mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to comeโ€”

kaible

1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of
culture that have lead to the creation of this joke.
I am humbled by this.

tumbler sarahruhlofficial the oompa loompas are a greek chorus caecilius-est-pater First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows... (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I've got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to comeโ€” kaible 1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

13.10.2024 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 505    ๐Ÿ” 185    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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In My Prison Cell, a Cat Lives Out Its Life Indiana State Prison allows select residents to care for a feline companion in their cells.

My Indiana prison allows some of us to raise kittens thanks to a partnership with a cat shelter.

Lady, a delicate and regal Persian-domestic mix, with short, feathery ebony furis my only friend in this dismal mansion of dejection known as prison.

12.08.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 226    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

had to explain to some people earlier this week that cops can, and do lie

15.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Many people are going to re-learn that the cops can basically stop you for anything they want.

14.08.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 784    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
logos for online game distributors itch dot i o and Steam, with itch in pink on the left and steam in dark blue on the right

logos for online game distributors itch dot i o and Steam, with itch in pink on the left and steam in dark blue on the right

"[T]his article is in revolt against the puritanical notions of pornography as a monolithic evil, a space of degeneration and moral rot."

An anonymous contributor affirms the value of NSFW content in a world that's increasingly becoming more hostile to it: unwinnable.com/2025/08/11/t...

12.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2025    ๐Ÿ” 1013    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
a comic book villian clearly saying "you fucking cunt!" to a hero, with the explitives censored for a PG-13 audience

a comic book villian clearly saying "you fucking cunt!" to a hero, with the explitives censored for a PG-13 audience

i love when i can read through the censors

01.08.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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