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Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."

So when are you holding a leadership vote to replace Chuck Schumer?

If you understand this image without someone explaining it to you, remember to take your ibuprofen before bed.

I'd be willing to hear her out, but I remain skeptical.

Hereditary monarchy is what this country NEEDS to get us through this crisis!

low polyamory

Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’ Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.

OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":

".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."

@variety.com $DIS
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.

Every time Kim Davis loses in court, an angel comes out of the closet

I hope whatever executive forced them to make Switch cis burns in Hell.

depsidase: cubosh: realization: the asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in earths history 1800oxycodone: "average rock kiss 2 birds" factoid actually just statistical error. average rock kills 0 birds. chixulub georg, which killed 3/4 of all life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Employees Must Smile if 10 feet from customer explained Before: halloweentown mayor 11 feet away After: same mayor 10 feet away

Customer service guidelines have been updated in the employee portal.

Primaries for senators

That's God Usopp to you!

DID WOMEN RUIN THE WORKPLACE
Or do we need to try harder

I am 64 years old and FOR MOST OF MY LIFE two things were true:

- fascists were trying to take over the USA

- we were beating them

Those creeps are beatable. We beat them for decades. In the 30s they tried a form of MAGA and US beat them. The 50s? McCarthy purges. US beat them.

Do. Not. Doom.

Hi @diedrichbader.bsky.social Would you mind sharing my middle school’s care closet items? Thanks!

So now that we know that the bar is "Literally ANY Democrat between a socialist Muslim or a centrist-coded CIA mom-boss wins huge;" are we still insisting it HAS TO BE the Oyster Nazi weirdo for Maine or nah?

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

The difference is Cage and Molyneux are pretentious liars, while Kojima is just a nerd with weird taste.

I just use YouTube Music since i already have premium to skip ads.

I have no love for John Lasseter but My God, his recommendation to change up Bowler Hat Guy's design was right. One of the great comedic Disney villains.

I realized why this article bothers me. It's because it narrows being a devote Christian narrowly to ideas around sex which is an inherently conservative definition of Christianity. Talarico says his Christianity is what compels him to care about the poor.

esquire article with headline “why does gen z love rumours so much?”

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours