Corporate Kaiju

Rachel reeves if you need any help taking down financial districts just give me a call 🤙

Enjoyed #predatorbadlands thought I could be a scary looking guy, but I'd be running with my giant tale between my leg on the planet Genna 😬

Celebratory slice of cake for the ultimate #Kaiju inspiration. May your stomps shake our foundations forever.

Happy #godzilla Day , 🎉

The office put on a trick or treat breakfast. The treat was a free continental breakfast spread, and a pop up barista coffee stand. After a little chatting I asked what the trick was.

"You have to go back to work" 😭

Happy Halloween 👻🎃

Corporate Kaiju x #trickortreat #halloween

Clock finally strikes five, I stretch and groan,
Longing for Oceans, far from this Zone.
But rents not cheap, and Tokyo Bays a no,
So back again tomorrow I go.

🦖🏢🖥️

I nod, I smile, I crunch the data.
I fight the urge to rage like Gojira.
Deep breaths, deep breaths, keep it contained.
HR says destruction can't be explained.

My tie's too tight, my chair's too small,
My Coffee Mug keeps getting used by Paul...
Co-workers stare, but try to be polite.
Probably intimidated, by my great height.

It isn't easy, being me,
A Kaiju bound to a salary.
No cities crushed, no skies set ablaze,
Just spreadsheets, meetings and corporate cliches.

#poem #officelife

A dapper looking Godzilla and a woman with a camera.

Godzilla Legend, Shinji Nishikawa.

Gimme dat #cats #kaiju

Memories of Tokyo: SEGA

Big bangs in Japan that weren't my fault. Very pretty 🤩

Hey you
Yes you
Keep going
Don't give up
Have a sip of something sweet
And nibble a little treat
You got this

It's Friday and I feel like whipping up some my famous Kaijus Atomic Breath cocktails.

Midori
Vodka
Lemon juice
Splash of soda
Garnish: glowing ice cube and lime wheel

🍸🍹

Managed to spot the blood moon last night. Nothing screams "reformed Kaiju drama" like crimson lunar vibes....minus the rooftop stomping

#bloodmoon

September already, stomping into autumn 🍁 won't be long until I get myself a delivery van sized pumpkin latte 🍁

Halfway through the week
Mountains of emails still rise
My roar stays muted

#wednesday #haiku

Office attendance was way up in July. Some workplaces even beat pre-pandemic levels. Meanwhile I'm just trying to find a chair that doesn't creak. Send help, and cushions, and maybe a forklift.

Trying to do a little creative writing on coffee breaks...

Numbers dance in rows,
Patterns whisper truth through noise,
Insights bloom from code.

#haiku

Once crushed cities wide,
Now files reports, suit and tie,
Desk a new domain.

#haiku #officelife

a black bear is swimming in the ocean with its head out of the water . ALT: a black bear is swimming in the ocean with its head out of the water .

Monday again

*Beautiful Women Enters Scene*

Bond: "Y'alright Bab"

#bond #birmingham

Ozzy Osbourne to be honoured with a procession in his home city of Birmingham. The brummy faithful have a great love of metal and will turn up in large numbers to send off one of their own. Rest well Ozzy, your voice was like a mighty kaijus 🤘 #ozzy #birmingham

Alien adventures with robotic sidekick on back who likes to make quips....sounds familiar? #predator #ratchetandclank

Recon I could take #superman

Definitely before I discovered office snacks anyway

Just another Manic Monday

Happy #4thjuly. If you see any flashing lights and hear any big bangs. It's probably just fireworks and not my Atomic Breath, so please don't panic.

Why do you have to make them so cute. I feel bad I'm about to hoover them up and down my throat to never be seen again

How does a Kaiju keep cool on a hot day!?

Answer

He doesn't

🥲

Chonkzilla