Dylan Sarnowski

Chai T Grande deserved to stay over Bones sorry not sorry

Completed Act II of Clair Obscur last night and I can’t stop thinking about it

Where the FUCK is Rina Sawayama?

Drag show concept: a very SKA-ry drag show. Horror themed numbers all set to ska music

Me

Nothing more infuriating than asking my supervisor a question and they answer by saying “well what do you think?” I DONT FUCKING KNOW THAT IS WHY I AM ASKING YOU?????????????????????

Does the White House staff still operate normally during a government shutdown? Because they shouldn’t

Omg what if I was sexy Suzie Toot for Halloween

The makeover challenge making me cry applies to international franchises as well I fear

Team Disasterina

One thing Tik Tok is really good for is extremely niche content. I am crying laughing to someone singing Hymn of the Fayth from FFX in the style of Hugh Jackman LMAO

I started playing Clair Obscur Expedition 33 and while I am enjoying it, the battles are stressing me out lol. It’s beautiful but like why do I have to fight the merchant

Remember when Sasha Colby went on drag race and said “I’m God” and the judges were like YES YOU WIN

I want to join a polycule

Need this new Florence album NOW

I’m excited for the reboot of Match Game mostly for the hope that RuPaul watches and learns some new references for Snatch Game

So QUTE!

Truly do not know what I would do without my local pho place

Just got invited to a department-wide all hands meeting by our manager in 1 hour with no topic other than “updates”. Even people who are out are being asked to attend. My anxiety is through the roof

I want to go to Mayhem so bad but everyone who I would have wanted to go with already went or can’t go and now tickets are so expensive that I can’t even go by myself if I wanted to 😭 feeling a lot of fomo today

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Sending a text in the group chat that everyone reacts to

Yessss this is like the opposite of that (Pluto is in prograde lol)

Got a bacon egg and cheese sandwich for breakfast and they accidentally gave me two so I’m already having a fucking GREAT day

I want another Dungeons & Dragons movie but this time I want David Corenswet as the bard

This is so important

Another successful interaction with a man!!!!

Feeling really in denial about being back at work today

Slow tongue kissing would solve all my problems.

Chase Runaway one of the best drag mugs in the WORLD my god

Nick Offerman must reprise his role from Miss Congeniality 2 for me PLEASE